It's the blissed-out duck that makes it art

[WilliamPitt]

My daughter-to-be's menagerie.

[onehandle]

1. I'll have what he's having. nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. LOVE that duck!

[In_The_Wind]

3. center stage

[Paulie]

4. The menagerie starts small...

My 6yo daughter's when stacked in the corner is about 6 feet tall, even with the 2-5ft ones removed. It was just a single 6in polar bear in the beginning...

Congrats to be!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. That duck is wonderful, and too much all at the same time!

[Arctic Dave]

6. I going to guess the duck bought his stuff from

the Rastafarian Winnie the Pooh.

[WilliamPitt]

7. Rasta Winnie

is wearing a knitted strawberry cap. Keeping it warm for my daughter.

[Arctic Dave]

8. It'll keep snug as a bug.

[WilliamPitt]

9. Not saying you're wrong about the duck.

That smile came from somewhere.

Just standing up for Pooh.

[Arctic Dave]

10. Pooh has cataracts.

It's medicinal.

[progressoid]

11. Dukie looks a little baked.

[littlemissmartypants]

12. Why do you say

"daughter to be" ...

[WilliamPitt]

13. Cuz she ain't here yet.

You can get the notes from a classmate.

[siligut]

14. And a cool menagerie at that

The psychedelic monkey and the blissed-out duck
Were quietly awaiting baby when Winnie ambled up
They looked upon the creature with curiosity and surprise
He wasn't mellowed out and he wasn't feeling high

They said he had no soave faire and was lacking in ease
He had no style and he was only wearing a red tee
Ducky said to Monkey, what should we do about that
And Monkey replied, here Winnie, you can wear this hat


This thread just reminded me of the old poem, The antiseptic baby and the prophylactic pup.

[Hekate]

17. .... were playing in the garden when the bunny ambled up....

It's pretty terrific when I stumble upon one other person who even knows that poem exists. I used to read Best Loved Poems of the American People when I was a kidlet, and that was in it.

You did a nice takeoff on it too.

[A Little Weird]

18. That book

That book was a favorite of mine as well! I'm going to have to dig it up and find that poem - I only vaguely remember it.

[siligut]

19. The psychedelic monkey is what did it

And the poem popped into my head. It is an unusual poem

[littlemissmartypants]

15. Maybe the future mother of your daughter would like this...

[hobbit709]

16. Obviously that duck hasn't been anywhere near GrayWarrior.