Pheline Physics 101:

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If the phone rings and the cat is not there to be disturbed by it, it does not make a sound.

Please reply with Kitty Koralaries other laws of Pheline Physics

[csziggy]

1. Not into physics - how about An Engineer's Guide to Cats?

With the followup videos
An Engineer's Guide to Cat Yodeling

An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence

And the special bonus feature
Reenactment (with cats): Princess Bride

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4. I've seen some of those before

I am sure there are some physics involved in cat yodeling -which, I might add, I have personally effected with my cat Patches

[Wait Wut]

2. One box, three kitties...

...largest kitty will defy physics to fit with other two.

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3. The truth about yark

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5. Schrödinger's cat is...

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6. A cat in motion tends to....

...arrest its motion when acted upon by a fluffy place to rest.

A cat at rest is NOT to be disturbed.

A cat in motion never moves in a straight line unless it is in motion toward a refrigerator.


(Newton would've gone nuts trying to learn the laws of motion by studying cats!)

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7. If a cat craps in the litter box and no human is there to smell it,...

... does it still stink up the entire house for the next 12 hours?

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8. Whereas here is Heisenbergs dog