MFM update 4:25 PM AZ time 2/19/2013 Tuesday

[MiddleFingerMom]

Hi, all!!! Thank you again for all the vibes, etc. They really DO make my situation enormously better.
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Still in the hospital. Not in any danger, but sometimes pretty uncomfortable (respiratory difficulties) and my heart
is beating too rapidly and somewhat irregularly. I always worry that they're going to send me home WAY too soon
and I think they were considering that until I said no no no no no. Now, they're taking it more seriously and longterm
and they're going to start medication to "convert" my heart to a normal rhythm. If that doesn't work in a day or so,
they'll go the somewhat riskier CLEAR!!!!!! shock paddles route. They put me out for that... as it's VERY unpleasant.
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Your Working Boy,
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The Fucking Immortal MiddleFingerMom

[OriginalGeek]

1. be sure to dry off

from the sponge baths before allowing any shocky stuff.

[Ptah]

2. Hope you are healed soon.

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. HEY!!! LEGO MY SWEDISH FISH!!!

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[Sekhmets Daughter]

3. Hope no paddles are needed.

Paddles is bad....

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I dunno. "Honey... I've been a BAD boy... just maybe bad enough for a li'l paddlin'."

[Sekhmets Daughter]

5. Good to see you're up

to your usual high standards. I'm sure we can arrange for a "li'l paddlin"....

[Melissa G]

8. Here ya go...

There, I hope that's sufficient! Not wanting the other kind.

Thinking Good Thoughts!

(((((MFM)))))

[hedgehog]

6. Here's hoping big Pharma has it right this time!

[susanr516]

7. Wishing you all the best

and stay fucking immortal, please!

[In_The_Wind]

9. MFM better get fuckin' better cause I_T_W fuckin' needs MFM !!!

got it!

[ohiosmith]

10. Quit fucking around and get well!

[LiberalEsto]

11. Watch out for those paddles

naughty boy!

[Gorp]

13. Live long and prosper.

[riderinthestorm]

14. Yikes! Sponge baths good. Paddles bad. Repeat after me!

Thanks for the update! Was wondering about you....

[Kali]

15. ah, good

I was looking for an update - will call you in a bit.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Damn it, get well, my dear MFM!

We need you, yes we do!

[rurallib]

17. maybe you should see a psychiatrist while you are there

I hear they have the best cartoons

[Dragonbreathp9d]

18. Goo to hear!!! Here's a few more

(((((Vibes))))))

[madinmaryland]

19. Glad to hear you are doing ok. Just take it easy with all those vibrators that DUers have sent you.

[msanthrope]

20. Be well. nt

[libodem]

21. Oh, Immortal One

I did not know. Sorry to hear this. I'll be sending magic cardio-version, heart waves, that will convert you to sinus rhythm, with DU love. Lub Dub, Lub Dub, Lub Dub.

[MiddleFingerMom]

22. Funny. When I told one of the nurses how I describe what my heart is doing, she LAUGHED...

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Instead of going lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub... my heart is going "flubbida, flubbida, flubbida".
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[libodem]

23. Hope the medication works

And you go back to a nice two step and not that fox trot you have going on. No galloping allowed.