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OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts) Sat Feb 23, 2013, 11:51 PM Feb 2013

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I detest pasta-employment interviews

Who's noodlin' who?

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I detest pasta-employment interviews (Original Post) OriginalGeek Feb 2013 OP

Do you have to wear a bow tie? Just out for those spiral-shaped ones. Gorp Feb 2013 #1

Ohhhh Gorp... OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #2

Wait. I've got Hollywood on the line. They want me to rigatoni. Gorp Feb 2013 #3

Gosh I hope I don't have to pay OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #4

They won't be pici Gorp Feb 2013 #5

Maybe you canneloni me a buck? OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #6

Udon gonna pay be back when you're soba? Gorp Feb 2013 #7

Ha! Like I'm ever soba OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #8

Pay it back or i'll get tuffoli on your butt! Gorp Feb 2013 #9

Ok ok! Just plesae don't take me up on a high building... OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #10

The farfalle won't kill you, you'll farfalloni until you hit the concrete - THAT will kill you. Gorp Feb 2013 #11

Of corzetti will be mad about having to clean me up OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #14

You gnocchi, I think you got the trofie for that one or do you know an orzo? Gorp Feb 2013 #18

I ricciolini we could go on with this for hours and but puns wouldn't get any better. Gorp Feb 2013 #12

So true. Someone would have to elbow their way into this conversation. Baitball Blogger Feb 2013 #13

Do you have to trim your maultasche too? Gorp Feb 2013 #15

Better a maultasche than a wet noodle. Baitball Blogger Feb 2013 #17

Orecchiette!!!!!!! Gorp Feb 2013 #19

We should spaghetti squash it while we're ahead. OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #16

That means we're udon? Baitball Blogger Feb 2013 #20

I soda used that udon before. Gorp Feb 2013 #22

I dough know OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #23

I prefer something marille. Gorp Feb 2013 #21

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will have something to say about all this. Tuesday Afternoon Feb 2013 #24

I've been touched by his noodly appendage OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #26

lol Tuesday Afternoon Feb 2013 #29

Cencioni Flying Spaghetti Monster might be offended by this thread, we may want to stop it now. Gorp Feb 2013 #25

The best part of all this OriginalGeek Feb 2013 #27

Print out the thread and take it with you! I'd suggest a good merlot before passing it around. Gorp Feb 2013 #28

Gorp

(716 posts)

1. Do you have to wear a bow tie? Just out for those spiral-shaped ones.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:19 PM

Feb 2013

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

2. Ohhhh Gorp...

Reply to Gorp (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:25 PM

Feb 2013

you so fusilli

Gorp

(716 posts)

3. Wait. I've got Hollywood on the line. They want me to rigatoni.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #2)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:27 PM

Feb 2013

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

4. Gosh I hope I don't have to pay

Reply to Gorp (Reply #3)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:31 PM

Feb 2013

I haven't a penne to spare!

Gorp

(716 posts)

5. They won't be pici

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #4)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:37 PM

Feb 2013

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

6. Maybe you canneloni me a buck?

Reply to Gorp (Reply #5)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:40 PM

Feb 2013

Gorp

(716 posts)

7. Udon gonna pay be back when you're soba?

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #6)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:42 PM

Feb 2013

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

8. Ha! Like I'm ever soba

Reply to Gorp (Reply #7)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:48 PM

Feb 2013

but I am expecting a birthday check from my gramigna. Will five bucks cover it?

Gorp

(716 posts)

9. Pay it back or i'll get tuffoli on your butt!

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #8)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:49 PM

Feb 2013

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

10. Ok ok! Just plesae don't take me up on a high building...

Reply to Gorp (Reply #9)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:52 PM

Feb 2013

I'm scared to death of a farfalle!

Gorp

(716 posts)

11. The farfalle won't kill you, you'll farfalloni until you hit the concrete - THAT will kill you.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #10)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:54 PM

Feb 2013

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

14. Of corzetti will be mad about having to clean me up

Reply to Gorp (Reply #11)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:03 PM

Feb 2013

Etti shoulda never took that job...

(This is getting harder! Way past al dente!)

Gorp

(716 posts)

18. You gnocchi, I think you got the trofie for that one or do you know an orzo?

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #14)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:08 PM

Feb 2013

Gorp

(716 posts)

12. I ricciolini we could go on with this for hours and but puns wouldn't get any better.

Reply to Gorp (Reply #9)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 01:59 PM

Feb 2013

Baitball Blogger

(46,757 posts)

13. So true. Someone would have to elbow their way into this conversation.

Reply to Gorp (Reply #12)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:03 PM

Feb 2013

I'll be back after I brush my angel hair.

Gorp

(716 posts)

15. Do you have to trim your maultasche too?

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #13)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:06 PM

Feb 2013

Baitball Blogger

(46,757 posts)

17. Better a maultasche than a wet noodle.

Reply to Gorp (Reply #15)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:07 PM

Feb 2013

Gorp

(716 posts)

19. Orecchiette!!!!!!!

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #17)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:09 PM

Feb 2013

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

16. We should spaghetti squash it while we're ahead.

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #13)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:07 PM

Feb 2013

lol, assuming we're ahead.

Baitball Blogger

(46,757 posts)

20. That means we're udon?

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #16)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:10 PM

Feb 2013

Gorp

(716 posts)

22. I soda used that udon before.

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #20)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:12 PM

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OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

23. I dough know

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #20)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:16 PM

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but this has been a lotta funghini!

Gorp

(716 posts)

21. I prefer something marille.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #16)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:12 PM

Feb 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

24. The Flying Spaghetti Monster will have something to say about all this.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:36 PM

Feb 2013

Do not offend the noodly appendage!

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

26. I've been touched by his noodly appendage

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #24)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:54 PM

Feb 2013

Dear FSM,
Please forgive my pastafarian transgressions.
Ramen.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

29. lol

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #26)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 03:08 PM

Feb 2013

Gorp

(716 posts)

25. Cencioni Flying Spaghetti Monster might be offended by this thread, we may want to stop it now.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:46 PM

Feb 2013

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

27. The best part of all this

Reply to Gorp (Reply #25)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:56 PM

Feb 2013

is I have reservations at Maggiano's later today. My wife and friends are gonna wonder if I've gone mezzaloony as I read the menu and remember this thread.

Gorp

(716 posts)

28. Print out the thread and take it with you! I'd suggest a good merlot before passing it around.

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #27)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 02:57 PM

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