Should potential DU jurors be required to take a sobriety test prior to serving?

[ohiosmith]

Admittedly, I have been on juries when my judgment was somewhat impaired by the consumption of intoxicants!

[Orrex]

1. How about after?

[ohiosmith]

3. Ah ha! Some alerts can lead to drink!

[In_The_Wind]

5. my service as a juror led to drinking

just sayin'

[In_The_Wind]

2. are you kidding

[ohiosmith]

4. Do I ever kid!

Me?

[In_The_Wind]

6. please

don't ever stop

[Orsino]

7. Anyone found with an unacceptable sobriety level should be disqualified. n/t

[In_The_Wind]

8. hear hear

[ohiosmith]

9. Clarification please! Too sober? Or not sober enough?

[Orsino]

18. I'm calling for zero tolerance of zero BAC. n/t

[ohiosmith]

21. I'll drink to that!

[Gorp]

10. What if there's too much blood in your alcohol stream?

[ohiosmith]

11. See a urologist!

[Gorp]

15. The last time I did that was when I got the "big v". Just the word scares me now.

[HappyMe]

12. Sure.

If you aren't drunk, you get booted.

[ohiosmith]

13. Cheers!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

14. Your best decisions, no doubt.

[In_The_Wind]

16. lol

[Sekhmets Daughter]

23. Heeheehehehee.

I am soooooooo happy to be out of that class....I could turn handsprings...or something.

[In_The_Wind]

25. props to you for enduring all that

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[Sekhmets Daughter]

27. Nah...they do pay me

but I think I'd prefer to earn some extra cash in a less tedious fashion

[In_The_Wind]

34. well

can I help you with that

[Sekhmets Daughter]

37. Yes......

[ohiosmith]

17. I have always relied on strong drink for clarity of thought!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

19. I rely on my crystal ball...perhaps I should drink more?!

[ohiosmith]

20. I had a crystal ball once.

That's why I'm not allowed in Swarovski outlet store now!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

22. They do tend to frown upon the...

mishandling of their balls.

[ohiosmith]

24. I think having the ball on a display is what bothered them!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

26. Now that's a display... I am sorry to have missed!

You are in fine form today, if I may say so.

[ohiosmith]

28. Thank you! I do try to shine!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

29. And your preferred polish is....?

do note the lower case p....

[ohiosmith]

30. So,.....Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk is not an acceptable answer?

[Sekhmets Daughter]

31. Only if the Polish Sugar Kane,....

is also the polish Sugar Kane.

[ohiosmith]

35. She is/was!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

40. I don't believe she is Polish....

but she is certainly some fine polish....

[ohiosmith]

43. Was in Some Like It Hot! Hence, the name!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

46. Excellent. I had forgotten the name of her character...

This round to you!

[ohiosmith]

47. Thank you! Just as I was ready to concede!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

48. My dear ohiosmith....

you can't bullshit a bullshitter!

[pipi_k]

36. Speaking of balls...

Whenever I'm notified of DU jury duty, I turn it over to my Magic 8 Ball, AKA "Juror #4"

Blame this guy...

[Sekhmets Daughter]

38. Love it!

[ohiosmith]

39. Brilliant PK!

[In_The_Wind]

42. in the wind needs one

[sarge43]

32. Wouldn't that defeat the whole purpose?

Half the fun of jury duty is tossing back a shot, hurling the empty glass across the room and shouting, "Tomb 'em all! Let Skinner sort them out."

[ohiosmith]

33. Hahahaha!

[In_The_Wind]

45. "Tomb 'em all! Let Skinner sort them out."

[Mr.Bill]

41. As long as they are still sober enough to toss a coin

I see no problem.

[ohiosmith]

44. Indeed,.....when all else fails,....or not!