Ultimate ethnic joke.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman,
a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian,
several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan),
an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian,
a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander,
a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani,
a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian,
a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander,
a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech,
an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian,
an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian,
a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese,
a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan,
a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander,
a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian,
a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian,
a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari,
an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian,
a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede,
a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian,
a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian,
and 2 Africans,
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maitre d', after scrutinizing the group;
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"You can't come in here without a Thai."
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Didn't see it coming 