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http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/tenn-lawmaker-allegedly-drove-90-mph-while-masturbatingIs there a traffic charge which covers this, aside from the speeding?
Driving While Spanking Monkey?
Scuba
(53,475 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)On second though, maybe I don't want to know.
liberal N proud
(60,336 posts)"was investigated on similar charges more than two years ago when he was still in office"
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)lastlib
(23,248 posts)Last edited Fri Apr 12, 2013, 11:12 AM - Edit history (1)
Failure to Yield, maybe? I think he'd get off with defective equipment.........
Edit: "get off with..."--let me rephrase that: "get it reduced to defective equipment!
. whatever...................
CrazyOrangeCat
(6,112 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Three different women last week testified that a former Tennessee lawmaker exposed himself to them while driving at a breakneck speed, WJHL reported.
The accounts, each given independently last Thursday in a Kingsport, Tenn. courtroom, all detailed a similar incident: former Mount Carmel, Tenn. Vice-Mayor William Blakely first honking to get the attention of the women, then proceeding to masturbate, all while he was behind the wheel.
Witness Deanna Dykes said Blakely was "waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up."
"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," witness Deborah Sturgill said.
Witness Kelly Street offered a similar account.
"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly," Street said.
Facing charges of indecent and reckless endangerment and criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault, Blakely was investigated on similar charges more than two years ago when he was still in office. Recalling dozens of complaints in recent years, Terry Christian, a Kingsport detective, told WJHL that Blakely's behavior has gone on "for so long an nobody's addressed it."
AnneD
(15,774 posts)they were out to screw the country!
hibbing
(10,098 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)How could he steer, masturbate, step on the accelerator and hang out the window at the same time? Is that even possible?
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Because if he was 'masturbating out the window' then obviously he had to have his penis and at least one hand out the window. So how is he stepping on the accelerator?
Maybe I just don't get it.
lastlib
(23,248 posts)"I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee....."
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)lastlib
(23,248 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)[img][/img] What do you want from moi? Huh
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)And I agree with lastlib....you are not helping!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)when I was 15 I was dating a guy who drove one...hot car...the guy was pretty hot himself!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)lame54
(35,294 posts)Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)When I try to visualise this...
I don't know how he pulled it off (ha, unintentional, I swear!)
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)That's serious business!
nolabear
(41,987 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)I keep it below 86 mph when I'm plucking the cashew
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)the visual alone is eye-popping!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Xyzse
(8,217 posts)All I could say was "da phuq". My mind could not handle the mental image.
Nor could I figure out how he did it. Even if he was using cruise control, I just don't see how the heck he could have done that.
Funny as hell though.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)Doesn't seem physically possible...
*Edit: They were on the freeway. Duh.