MiddleFingerMom is shy and awkward in public, but he DOES try to get out-and-about. He DOES!!!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. No way are you that antisocial........esp. when ice cream is involved!

[mythology]

3. Perhaps he just doesn't want to share

After all, that leaves less ice cream for him.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I treated myself to a pint of Blood Orange sorbet the other day.

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A pint of GOOD sorbet IS actually 4 servings for me -- IF I stand at the freezer and nibble and savor
it with a long-handled teaspoon. This was a fair sorbet -- the best blood orange sorbet that I've had
was from AJ's Fine Foods supermarket -- some small-batch company the name of which I can't
remember.
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I got it once and the person ringing up my order was middle-aged. The person bagging my order
looked to be a highschool girl. I asked her if she had ever tried it and she simply moaned while
shimmying down about a foot or so.
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I looked at the older woman and said, "I haven't caused THAT response in a teenaged girl in over
40 years."
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She laughed and actually said, "I'll have what she's having."
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Yes... it was THAT good!!!!!
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. How funny!

That's a famous line, from "When Sally met Harry."

Very famous!

[Baitball Blogger]

7. Why can't I bump into fun people like that?

[mythology]

2. I hold one of those for myself a couple of times a month

[Baitball Blogger]

6. How does one eat ice cream when their mouths are duct taped?

[nolabear]

8. Their Motto: "I scream/You scream/We all scream/Fuck you.