Heckling and paying for sex

[BainsBane]

The DU theme of the day. Use in a single sentence.

[Chan790]

1. Here goes.

"Hey, you...yeah, you...fuck you, you mush-mouthed fart-sniffing ignoramus; you're so pathetic you probably pay prostitutes to come over to your place, take one look at you, say "fuck it!" and leave."

Do you feel sufficiently heckled?

[BainsBane]

2. That's cold

I was thinking something alone the lines of: I'm paying for this sex, Dude, so no heckling.

[Chan790]

3. See, that's cold.

You kind of know you're a loser when the prostitute heckles you. It's like "Hey, I'm paying you to at least pretend you're into it."

[BainsBane]

4. True

[nolabear]

5. One sentence too many, but points for hyperbole.

[Chan790]

7. No. That is one sentence.

A long rambling run-on filled with ellipsis and a semi-colon but nevertheless one sentence just like this one stretching on and on and on and on except this one doesn't contain any punctuation whatsoever which is making it harder and harder to continue to drag out endlessly because I am running out of dependent clauses to tack onto the end.

[nolabear]

19. OIC. I thought "heckling" had to literally be in the sentence.

[nolabear]

6. How about:

Tragedy ensued when he thought she said she'd spent his week away heckling and paying for sex instead of spackling and playing the sax.

[BainsBane]

8. Good one

[jakeXT]

9. from youtube

http://tinyurl.com/mmjwp26

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mmjwp26

[BainsBane]

10. That'll do

[olddots]

11. So I goes to da Bunny Ranch ya know

an I pick out dis beautiful broad who looks like one of them Kardashians we settle on a price and go to beautiful room and she takes my pants off .....then she goes " you call that a penis ? "

[BainsBane]

12. Zing

[In_The_Wind]

13. She's going to lie about enjoying sex with you no matter how much you pay her.

[BainsBane]

14. That thread is hysterical

[In_The_Wind]

22. It is.

[Bucky]

15. If I'm paying her she damn well better not heckle

Not if she wants the standard 15% gratuity.

[In_The_Wind]

17. You tip

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. MiddleFingerMom heckled the prostitute after sex, "Keep your DAY job!!!"

[BainsBane]

20. Oh, MFM

no wannabes for you.

[raccoon]

18. Can you do both at the same time? nt

[olddots]

21. Imagine a prostitute customer situation where they both heckle .

" no wonder you have to pay for sex " " oh yeah when we're done I was expecting you to prepare my taxes "

I'd go on but it would get really stupid.