Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best. study. ever. says

[KG]

Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer....

http://m.now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

[In_The_Wind]

1. gently only

[KG]

3. so, I won't be needing these?

[In_The_Wind]

4. Not around my tatas!

I cross my arms just thinking about some of the things that I know people do.

[azurnoir]

8. alligator clips come mind along with

ouch but ya know

[In_The_Wind]

9. I always offer to try it on the guy first.

Like that's ever going to happen.

My beauties have always been clip free. No piercings either.
I don't want to know what I'm missing.

[azurnoir]

11. lol that'd do it

never been there myself either, not even the fancy beaded ones however when it comes to piercing one of daughters had it done she lasted about a week, and decided it was more painful than it was worth and took the rings out, I'll take her word for it

[Aristus]

22. Don't worry.

I'm gentle...

[In_The_Wind]

24. Hmmm

I like it like that.

[Aristus]

25. I'll bet you do...

[BainsBane]

16. Seriously

I'll restrain myself from going into further detail. Suffice it to say I agree, gentle is best.

[In_The_Wind]

19. Right!

No details are necessary

[leftyohiolib]

2. i am so taking this home to show my wife

[NightWatcher]

5. You're welcome.

[struggle4progress]

6. "We must all do our part to ward off cancer!"

Sex staves off prostate cancer
by JENNY HOPE, Daily Mail
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-300544/Sex-staves-prostate-cancer.html

[In_The_Wind]

7. All of this good news is keeping the research teams busy.

[pink-o]

10. Oh, please! Who put up the grant money for that research?

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And how many scientists volunteered to help with the live subject experiments?


Edited for damnyouautocorrect reasons!!!!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. a "pit" bull, maybe

[pink-o]

15. LOL!

Damn, you auto correct!!!

[rug]

13. If reddit picks this up clinics are going to sprout all over.

[BainsBane]

17. no doubt.

[HarveyDarkey]

14. One of my favorite pastimes. Who knew it was medically useful?

Have they studied the efficacy of licking them?

[rug]

18. It can be used to determine age as well.

?1

[In_The_Wind]

20. Hahahaha

[geardaddy]

27. LMAO

[Tuesday Afternoon]

29. excuse me But, wasn't it his hearing that determined her age?

and while he was feeling didn't he really just prove how unfeeling a man he truly is?

[rug]

30. He's an unmitigated pig.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. and she is vain and shallow. a match made at MacDonalds.

[Jeff R]

21. Ok

So there is a reason for all of us old tata lovers to get excited again.

[Demo_Chris]

23. Sounds legit to me. nt

[Wounded Bear]

26. So now I'm a soldier in the fight against breast cancer....?

And all these years I thought I was just a dirty old man.

[AsahinaKimi]

28. some things you can just

Do yourself.

[MiddleFingerMom]

34. A D-I-Y technique?!?!? "Um, Honey.. ya know how you're always after me to do more around the house?"

[AsahinaKimi]

35. *Hands him a hand held rake*

"You know those gutters on the roof? The ones with all the clogged leaves in it? The one that fills up after a good rain? ... yeah those."

[MiddleFingerMom]

36. (cries... ... ... just cries)

[AsahinaKimi]

37. pssst...

Don't you live in Arizona? They don't have those gutters there do they? I seem to recall not seeing any, because it doesn't rain much.

[MiddleFingerMom]

38. How ironic. I moved to Arizona mainly to get away from your rake culture.

[AsahinaKimi]

40. LOL!

Yes, rake culture is amazing... HUGE shows put on at HOME DEPOT!!! o.O"

[NewJeffCT]

39. True

but, I'm sure one's husband or boyfriend will always be willing to assist with this important job.

[AsahinaKimi]

41. I would never ask my cat...

Ouch....ouch!! stop that!!! (at least Husbands or boyfriends don't have claws)

[NewJeffCT]

42. usually, they don't

unless your boyfriend is Wolverine

[rurallib]

32. finally, the business opportunity I've been waiting for

[7wo7rees]

33. Next you're going to tell me masturbation cures blindness. n/t

[Orrex]

43. Well, you're reading this, aren't you?

[chknltl]

44. DUzy

The whole thread is DUzy worthy but this response.....

[7wo7rees]

45. Hey, I've tried my hand at sex...

..but I think your suggestion is manipulating my thrust.