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red dog 1

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Sun Jun 9, 2013, 05:45 PM Jun 2013

Sunday School

Last edited Sun Jun 9, 2013, 06:38 PM - Edit history (1)

Little April was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept during the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY" shouted April and the teacher said "Very good," and April fell back asleep.

A while later, the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"
But April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question:
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT FU_KING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

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Sunday School (Original Post) red dog 1 Jun 2013 OP
LOL!!! Wounded Bear Jun 2013 #1
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