15 unintentionally dirty church signs, and one we hope is a joke

[TexasTowelie]

Boy, those preachers really must have dirty minds. Or is it our dirty minds? These suggestive reader board church signs weren't meant to be inappropriate (except for maybe the last one), but we can't read them without giggling. "Open your mouth and I will fill it?" Who writes this stuff? (OK, fine, it's written in the Bible. But does it need to be on a public marquee?) The gallery above contains the Internet's best dirty church signs, and our laughter has seriously brought us to our knees. In a respectable way, of course.

See them all at http://now.msn.com/dirty-church-signs-a-funny-photo-gallery .

[nomorenomore08]

1. Hey, it's got my favorite Bible verse!

"In your right hand are pleasures forever." - Psalm 16:11

[rug]

2. Colossians 3:5 - "Mortify therefore your members"

[sakabatou]

3. Hehehe

[In_The_Wind]

4. This is perfect!

[Leith]

5. Staying in Bed

Shouting "Oh, God!" does not constitute going to church.

You worship your way, I'll worship my way.

[TexasTowelie]

6. Hello Leith and welcome to DU!

Yes, that it what freedom of religion is all about. Please surf around the site--there's plenty of humor in the Lounge and I've been cuttin' up in the Music Appreciation group also with the Friday Catnip posts.

[pinboy3niner]

7. Well...

You can make your own virtual church signs here:

Church Sign Maker
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/