MFM update -- “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” -- Gloria Steinem

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Sorry for not providing more of these -- progress has been slow but
steady every day, so there hasn't been any one event really worth
"reporting on".
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Today, there is. I'M GOING HOME!!!!!
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They held their weekly progress meeting and their conclusion was
that they were going to release me on Wednesday (the part of the
truth that pissed me off). I talked with the doctor and the social
worker and cleared up some misconceptions that they had (I don't
drive and, here in Tucson, the last time I had to go up or down ANY
steps was 10 years ago).
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The part of the truth that's setting me free?
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I'm going to go home on Saturday!!!!!
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I have some catching up to do, some fixing to do and some basic
necessities to procure, but I think I can take care of 6 weeks worth of
inattention in 1, 2 days tops.
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I am so glad go be going home. Thank you for all your well-wishes and
support, and perhaps especially, YOUR humor. All those things played
a big role in keeping my spirits up and positive and able to do the things
I needed to do in a minimum amount of time (though it SEEMED so long),
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More soon -- probably let you know when I'm actually home.
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Your Working Boy,
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The Fucking Immortal MiddleFingerMom
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P.S. Woo-hoo!!!!!
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[Callmecrazy]

1. Great news MFM!

[Ron Obvious]

2. Congrats!

Glad to hear it!

[HeiressofBickworth]

3. So glad to hear you're well enough to go home.

It's been a long road for you but you've DONE IT!!!

Either that or the nurses hands are chapped from all the TTBBs and they need time to heal.

Best wishes.

[Wait Wut]

4. Great news, but...

...maybe ask them to let you stay until Monday. I hear it's supposed to be like 300° in Tucson on Saturday. <-----that is to show how hot it is, not that I'm pissed off at you.

Will they be having a going away party?

[trof]

5. I know it's been a bitch. Glad to hear your good news.

There's no place like home.
Click your ruby slippers three times.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Well, it's about time!

Congratulations!

I'm sure your neighbors will be ecstatic when they hear the news.

[bluesbassman]

7. I heard they had to let you go home...

because you exhausted their inventory with the marathon tag-team sponge baths!

Great news Brother!

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Nurse, I... I... I...

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... I think you missed a spot.
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[bluesbassman]

11. The day she left her bifocals at home I'll wager.

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. CAUTION! Objects in bifocals may be closer than they appear,

[TexasTowelie]

26. CAUTION! Objects in bifocals may be larger than they appear.

Great news and we are now on alert for your unique zaniness to flood DU. And to think--we were beginning to have good things here.

[Scuba]

30. Do you know how to identify the head nurse?

Dirty knees.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

9. YOWZA!!!!!!!!!!

[GoCubsGo]

10. Yay!

Always nice to get good news! It comes so infrequently these days.

Six weeks? Has it really been that long?

[femmocrat]

13. That is great news, MFM!

I'm so happy for you.

Take it easy once you get home, OK? Don't try to do too much all at once. Patience, Grasshopper!

[LiberalEsto]

14. Great!

[Locut0s]

15. Woot, that great news MFM congrats. A Toast! nt.

[rurallib]

16. home is where the heart is - and the pants

[applegrove]

17. We are so lucky to have you at the DU. So glad too that they let you post from

medical facilities. Take care of you.

[redwitch]

18. You Sir, are a Trouper!

And the internets were just made for you and your hospital stays. Glad you are busting out soon!

[solara]

19. Yay! Hooray!

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[Paulie]

20. Fuzzy things in the fridge are NOT cats.

No reason to adopt any of them.

Glad you're going home!!!

[HarveyDarkey]

21. Great news, finally

[rrneck]

22. Don't forget to put on your pants. When you get home. nt

[HipChick]

23. Great News

[In_The_Wind]

24. There really is no place like your own home.

Don't push yourself too hard when you get there.

Thanks for the good news.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

What wonderful news!

I am thrilled for you!

Please don't overdo things once you get there...

We need you here!

[LiberalEsto]

27. "I've seen blue skies...

THROUGH THE TEARS IN MY EYES
AND I REALIZE I'M GOING HOME"

"I'M GOING HOME."

[nolabear]

28. You are one E Ticket roller coaster ride, man. Go home.

Go home and stay well and keep on keeping on. And put Bedbaths-R-Us on speed dial.

[polly7]

29. Woot! Happy for you, MFM! nt.