Ever been going down a long lonely stretch of interstate and

[KG]

you had to pee really bad and you finally were able to pull over and you took the longest pee ever and it felt so good you kept thinking about it for the next half hour?

that happened to me today...

[Paulie]

1. I'm waiting for the day I have that experience going down the block to the grocery store

Means I made it to 100. Sto lat!

[liberal N proud]

2. And just then the patrolman pulls up

[pinboy3niner]

3. Everybody thinks he's Tom Hanks

"Boy, that was some good peeing!"

[KG]

4. that scene came to mind as I was draining my vein...

[In_The_Wind]

5. Yes

[img][/img] What a relief it was.

[Arugula Latte]

6. "Pull up a chair, kiddies, and let granpappy tell ya about the time he had the best whiz of his life

Well, it back in 2013. Late June, maybe early July. I was travelin' west on Interstate 80. Wait, no, it was 70. No, it was 80. Well, I'd been drinkin' me some rest stop coffee and, boy howdy, my bladder was starting to feel it ..."