My husband has decided to grill dinner au naturel.

[yewberry]

Last edited Sat Jun 29, 2013, 10:21 PM - Edit history (2)

Yes, in the buff.

This sounds dangerous to me. Also, we live in the city of Seattle. Accidental discovery seems uncomfortably possible.

Note on edit: the husband was afraid the cockatiel story would revel his identity. Apparently the 'grilling nude' potential for discovery is somehow less?

[Arugula Latte]

1. Heh heh. You said "cockatiel."

[yewberry]

5. Woo, that sailed right by my mental censor.

[petronius]

2. Gas or charcoal?

The latter sounds a bit more dangerous to me, but either way I think you should at least deck him out in a cute little apron...

[yewberry]

6. Charcoal.

I think I might need to find something for him to wear when the portobellos go on; they'll probably throw off some sizzle...

[HarveyDarkey]

20. You know what's really good over charcoal and goes well with Portobellos?

A big skillet of bacon.

[yewberry]

21. Eh, we're not bacon people.

Veterinarians, y'know.

[begin_within]

3. Watch out for flying embers

[yewberry]

7. My thoughts exactly! nt

[In_The_Wind]

4. Perhaps your husband needs a bit more attention.

Glad to hear that your cockatiel is doing well.

[yewberry]

8. You are probably correct.

We're both working 50-60 hour weeks, so maybe he's just trying to pack in the adventure on his one day off this week!

[In_The_Wind]

9. Mooning the neighborhood while grilling will do that.

[femmocrat]

10. I will resist.....

the temptation to do a weiner joke!

[yewberry]

11. Hmm, I hadn't thought about that one, either.

I spend so little time in the Lounge these days... the potential for puns muscle is pretty rusty.

[femmocrat]

12. I hope he has a nice thick apron!

[yewberry]

13. No indeed.

Bactine and aloe vera gel standing by.

[Rebellious Republican]

14. Be care when rubbing it on, it might be sensitive!

[pinboy3niner]

15. Did he preface his intent with "Here, hold mah beer and watch this!"?

[yewberry]

17. Nope.

I got home from an errand and found him freshly showered, marinating mushrooms and wearing nothing but Tevas.

[tavernier]

16. gives a whole new meaning to hot dog

[yewberry]

18. Too hot to cook in the house, I guess. nt

[yewberry]

19. Update: dinner complete, no injuries to report.

The portobellos and corn were delicious. Nude dude has retired for the day.