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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsFavorite random obscure quotes from movies and/or television?
I'll start with mine:
"Only my FRIENDS call me pigfucker!"
"What do you want, you moonfaced assassin of joy?"
"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)Love that one! Peter Jurasik was great in that role.
arbusto_baboso
(7,162 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)<door SLAM!>
"Well FUCK you! Half dead mother fucker..."
Lawanda Page from Friday
Whenever I get to hang out with my friend that also loves this movie, we stop talking like normal people and just quote from it all day long. It drives our spouses crazy.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)A hilarious little commercial parody, second to the Bass-O-Matic, but definitely one of their classics.
"Your breath smells like old lady fart passed through an onion."
surrealAmerican
(11,362 posts)"I'll spray some on your mop, and some on your butterscotch pudding."
MGKrebs
(8,138 posts)Doc Holliday
(719 posts)Madelyn Kahn in Blazing Saddles.....and if it's not, it should be.
surrealAmerican
(11,362 posts)... more specifically, "The Life of Brian"
MGKrebs
(8,138 posts)Her name was Incontinentia Buttocks!
progressoid
(49,991 posts)Hell, most of that movie makes my side ache!
oberliner
(58,724 posts)Still hilarious after multiple viewings.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)Just a few though, so as not to steal anyone else's thunder.
just like getting two birds stoned at the same time
-Ricky, Trailer park boys
"This radio station was named Kowalski, in honour of the last American hero to whom speed means freedom of the soul. The question is not when's he gonna stop, but who is gonna stop him."
-Super Soul, Vanishing Point
when God closes a door, he opens a pair of legs. "
- Roger Sterling from Madmen
..thats the secret to survival
.. Never go to war; especially with yourself
- Nicholas Cage in Lord of War
"Now if You'll excuse me, I have some death to defy"
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Stuart G
(38,436 posts)I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget." -- McCoy (Space Seed)
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Young Frankenstein, graveyard scene as Igor and Dr. Frankenstein are digging up a grave.
Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)was THE first ever movie I bought on DVD. Such a classic in every way!
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bemildred
(90,061 posts)Reminds me so much of how we do politics.
progressoid
(49,991 posts)Harry Dean Stanton in Repoman.
Gold Metal Flake
(13,805 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)The Buff crew going over their survival equipment - gold coins, nylons, condoms, etc.
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)if you watch it, you can see he is saying "Dallas." "Vegas" had to be dubbed in because of the recent JFK assassination.
snagglepuss
(12,704 posts)Kali
(55,014 posts)uh yeah, we've got 'em working in shifts
somebody piss on the floor again?
eppur_se_muova
(36,269 posts)Most of the rest would be from Futurama or The Simpsons.
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)Even if it's from a technological standpoint, I still could give a shit. Script, acting, message, that is the greatest film ever made. I don't think I've ever come away from a film questioning my humanity as I did with Dr. Strangelove.
Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)not to forget George C Scott and Slim Pickens. The plot was good (though not terribly original), but the execution was awesome. On top of that was an awakening moment for its viewers, to stop and ask "is this all a big game for big wigs in Washington play"...."what about me!". And props to best named characters.... Mufley Mirkern, Capt. Kong, and my favorite: Colonel Bat Guano.
eppur_se_muova
(36,269 posts)A very similar novel, Fail Safe , was used as the basis for a movie, released in the same year (1964), from the same studio, as Strangelove, and a 2000 live B/W "teleplay". The similarities between the two novels led to a lawsuit and out-of-court settlement. I saw the 1964 Fail Safe only after seeing Strangelove. It would be hard to say which was the more believable movie.
BTW, that was Merkin Muffley.
Turbineguy
(37,345 posts)Behind the Aegis
(53,961 posts)Mopar151
(9,989 posts)"The Woodwright's Shop" on PBS
"Watch out for that -whoaoao! - tree." George of the Jungle
"I thank you for every bolt in my truck and every shingle on my roof!" Dennis Anderson. "Grave Digger" monster truck.
bluesbassman
(19,375 posts)Earth Bound Misfit
(3,554 posts)Earth Bound Misfit
(3,554 posts)Butch to Fabienne, Pulp Fiction.
mucifer
(23,553 posts)But, I can't think of any of them. It's been a while.
UnrepentantLiberal
(11,700 posts)If anybody turns yellow and squeals my gun's gonna speak its peace."
- Caesar Enrico Bandello
taterguy
(29,582 posts)IcyPeas
(21,893 posts)you can't waltz in here, use my toaster, and start spouting universal truths without qualifications."
(Matin Donovan in Trust (2002)
Graybeard
(6,996 posts)The Invisible Man (1933). When Claude Rains removes the bandages from around his head and face to show the townspeople what they are dealing with. They just stare, unable to comprehend even the idea of invisibility.
Brother Buzz
(36,444 posts)Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
"Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
Old Troop
(1,991 posts)Airplane
charlie and algernon
(13,447 posts)-Billy Bob Thorton awaking from
a dream in "Bandits"
MiddleFingerMom
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Planes, Trains & Automobiles
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Richardo
(38,391 posts)Get Smart - 1966.
Initech
(100,081 posts)"Ah look at the cute little minors." - Moe
"To Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." - Homer
"Kids you tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is never try." - Homer
"These women are guilty and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. It's in Revelations people!!!!" - Kent Brockman
"Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. " - Moe
"So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end. " - Homer
"There's no justice like angry-mob justice." - Principal Skinner
"Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. " - Comic Book Guy
"Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends. Well, I say there are some things we don't want to know. Important things. " - Ned Flanders
"And this ends Krusty's non-denominational holiday fun fest. So have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip Top Tet, and a solemn, eventful Ramadan. Now, over to my god, our sponsors. " - Krusty The Klown
"Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hanta virus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box...
(gets interrupted by a newscast) - Krusty The Klown
"All right, Simpson. You just bought yourself a 417, pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 413? No, a 413 is a dog, and... um... you're in trouble, pal. " - Chief Wiggum
oberliner
(58,724 posts)"What about the ball?"
Anyone know that movie?
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven." Kentucky Fried Movie
"Deja Vu, I will always remember you." Top Secret!
"Fifty bucks never killed anybody." Used Cars
"I'd buy that for a dollar". Robocop
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my p*$$y for me?
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