Question: Do you consider Paula Deen a MILF

[ashling]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/01/paula-deen-porn-offer_n_3529941.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Paula Deen Offered Six-Figure Pay Day By Porn Company

and we're not talking "food porn" as in the clip where she says she's going to make love to her biscuit

TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site.

"Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding that she's a "MILF," and they are willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work," since there is no nudity required.

[EdwardSmith74]

1. No.

[MrScorpio]

2. There isn't enough Ajax in the world to scour my eyeballs...

[Aristus]

3. Eew!

I tend to be attracted to older women (meaning older than me); strong, smart, confident women who are comfortable in their own skin and aren't afraid to go after what they want.

Paula Dean? Hell NO!

[In_The_Wind]

4. No big surprise there!

[Aristus]

5. Technically, all of the qualities I mentioned

might be attributable to her. But I don't find her attractive in the least. I lived in the South long enough to know that that syrupy Southern-fried demeanor can hide a mean-streak a mile wide.

That's why I have been known to say: "If a Southern woman says to you: 'Bless your heart'...RUN!"

[In_The_Wind]

8. That is exactly why I rarely say Bless Your Heart

rarely
Lots of us have a mean streak somewhere hidden deep inside.
I do. Most of the time it never hits the surface. But OMG when it does

[Aristus]

9. There's a mean streak I don't want to see.

I intend to stay on your good side...

[In_The_Wind]

10. Few ever do see it.

You don't have anything to worry about.

[Aristus]

11. ...

[fleur-de-lisa]

15. Bless your heart!

I jest, of course, Aristus! I never use that phrase, even though I live in the deep south.

And I agree. 'Bless your heart' is the announcement of an imminent shit storm!

[Aristus]

18. ...

[Flashmann]

6. Do you consider Paula Deen a MILF

Yes absolutely!!

A Mother I'd Like to Forget...

[bamacrat]

7. No she's a GILF. n/t

[Tanuki]

12. As in "Morons I'd Like to Forget"? n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. Duh!!!

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[Arugula Latte]

14. Did your foreplay involve ... basting?

[fleur-de-lisa]

22. And some 'stuffing', I would guess! - n/t

[cliffordu]

16. I'd rather dig my grandmother up and date her

[In_The_Wind]

17. wow

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[edbermac]

19. Not even if I swallowed a bottle of Viagra.

That switch would be locked in the OFF position.

[Jamaal510]

20. Negative.

[olddots]

21. Paula is a LOVE GODDESS

and I am ............ a LOVE GODD so the answer is in the stars we will make LOVE CHILDREN with IQs of lard.

[KamaAina]

23. I guess Sarah Palin isn't quite "PureMature" enough for them.