14 Dumbest Things You Can Do With Fireworks

[warrior1]

Fire them from your nether region:



Put them between your legs while standing on top of two cars:



Tie them to your friend:



Try to catch them with your face:



Put them in a pile of poop:

[KamaAina]

1. Shoot them out of your anus

http://wvrecord.com/news/s-4021-cabell-county/260617-marshall-u-dismissed-from-bottle-rocket-shot-out-of-anus-lawsuit

The Marshall University Board of Governors has been dismissed as a defendant in a lawsuit involving a student attempting to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus at a fraternity party.

Louis Helmburg III sued the Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity Inc. of Huntington, W.Va.; Richmond Property Group Ltd.; Travis Hughes, the man who attempted to shoot the bottle rockets; Marshall University Board of Governors; and Marshall University Interfraternal Council after he was injured when he attended a fraternity party on May 1, 2011....

Helmburg, who played for Marshall University’s baseball team at the time but wasn’t on the Thundering Herd’s 2013 roster, claimed Hughes became intoxicated and attempted to “shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck.”

When doing so, Hughes startled Helmburg, who then jumped back and fell off of the deck of the fraternity house and was injured, according to the suit. He was lodged between the deck and an air conditioning unit.

WE ARE MARSHALL!!

[fleur-de-lisa]

6. My personal favorite! - n/t

[KamaAina]

7. Well, then, I'll have to drop by some time

They're perfectly legal over in Gretna.

[KamaAina]

9. Weeeee-haaaaa!

Call it "Baghdad on the Bayou"!

Is that in J.P., by any chance?

[KamaAina]

13. I lived down there for a couple of years around 1990

would have never left if there'd been any economy at all besides slinging drinks to drunk fratboys. Except maybe for a while in '05.

I never heard of anyone in town firing live ammunition, except at each other. Is that a new development?

I spent a fair amount of time in the back seat of a JP sheriff's unit. I was even escorted from a clinic defense in one! One of the fellow defenders was going out with the guy, and of course he got to use his unit like a company car, so he gave me a ride down there. No lights or sirens, though.

[Liberal Veteran]

15. Bottle rockets? Everyone knows that Roman candles are the appropriate anal firework.

Well, that and eating too many spicy foods.

[NYC_SKP]

2. Yes, and be sure to have a camera running while you do these things! (nt)

[HarveyDarkey]

21. Like this?

[NYC_SKP]

22. "Pull your sack up"...

[MrScorpio]

3. You can do anything with them, except serve them with Green Eggs and Ham

That's far too much.

[dballance]

4. Spend good money on them in the first place.

Too easy to see good displays for free now.

[Aristus]

5. The fervor with which those guys are attempting to remove their faulty DNA

from the reproductive matrix is to be commended...

[In_The_Wind]

11. OH MY!

[Aristus]

12. Thank you.

I was afraid I was going to get called out by someone for being mean-spirited...

[In_The_Wind]

14. Fireworks are so dangerous! Disposing of old unused ones are a problem too.

They cannot be simply tossed out in the trash.

[sakabatou]

17. Honorary Darwin awards to them all

[sakabatou]

16. LOL

[sarge43]

18. Camera phones and the internet

Now the whole world will know within minutes what their families, friends, teachers and the local cops already suspected -- they are are flapping idiots. Worse, their defining moment will become a YouTube classic and never go away.

[Agony]

19. I feel cheated, that was only 5 not 14 ;(

[eppur_se_muova]

20. here ya go ...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/dumbest-things-you-can-do-with-fireworks

O! M! G! ... No. 7 !!!