cats and trying to sleep humans

[irisblue]

It hasn't been a good night for sleep anyway, but to hear the cat somewhere in the house yakking up a hair ball.....well. I'm up now I guess.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. May Bast watch over you, and keep you from stepping in any cat yak!

[YeahSureRight]

2. Silly Biped have you not yet figured out it is YOU that is the pet?

You have been trained by them to do their bidding, just stop your whining and Obey the Kitty Biped!

We are all slaves to our feline masters you should be happy to serve them!

When the felines regain power over all once again we who Obey the Kitty will be spared un like those dog owners!

[Arugula Latte]

3. We have a kitty who is fond of sneezing in our faces.

It's gotten to the point where we pull the sheets over our heads if he comes up towards the pillows.

[LoveMyCali]

4. They should put that sound on alarm clocks

Nothing makes you jump out of bed faster than hearing a cat yakking near your bed.

[winter is coming]

5. My favorite thing is stepping on a cold hairball in my bare feet, when I'm groggy. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. You've got the Cold Cat Vomit Blues.

I woke up after midnight and put my feet down on the floor.
Well, I woke up after midnight, put my feet down on the floor.
It's dark, I can't see nothin,' stepped right out that bedroom door.

I'm walkin' to the bathroom, got no slippers on my feet.
I'm walkin' to the bathroom, got no slippers on my feet.
So I'm walkin' kinda careful, not sure what I'm gonna meet.

So I put my left foot down, felt a funny somethin' there.
Put my left foot down, yeah, felt a funny something there.
Oh yeah, that cold cat vomit, there it was right on my stair.

When I get up after midnight, now I'm gonna wear my shoes.
When I get up after midnight, sure I'm gonna wear my shoes.
You step in puke at midnight, you get those Cold Cat Vomit Blues.

[meow2u3]

8. DUzy!

[winter is coming]

9. Bwah!

DUzy times a thousand!

Of course, I've had my shoes barfed in, also.

[MerryBlooms]

7. Ugh, I had the same night before last

Our Manx only makes the, "Meowommomom", when there's a hairball coming up. I always get up and put my hand on his back, which settles him down and then he upchucks. He then wants to spend the next couple of hours on his blankie on my lap. Poor little things, so much like my sons when they were little and didn't feel good- they always wanted mom and their blankie too.