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rug

(82,333 posts) Fri Jul 5, 2013, 03:21 PM Jul 2013

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How to make a chemist puke.

Two scientists hate each other but go out for a drink anyway..

The first says, "I'll have a glass of H2O."

The second says, "I'll have a glass of H2O, too."

The first scientist smiles.

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How to make a chemist puke. (Original Post) rug Jul 2013 OP

Well, to be fair. Denninmi Jul 2013 #1

I'll fix it. rug Jul 2013 #2

Rim-shot denbot Jul 2013 #3

heh Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2013 #4

The 2nd scientist wants more bang for his buck. In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #5

You think you're a jokester, huh? Arctic Dave Jul 2013 #6

Denninmi

(6,581 posts)

1. Well, to be fair.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jul 5, 2013, 03:24 PM

Jul 2013

I think peroxide, at least the drugstore strength, just makes you puke,

But still a cute joke.

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. I'll fix it.

Reply to Denninmi (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 5, 2013, 03:25 PM

Jul 2013

denbot

(9,899 posts)

3. Rim-shot

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jul 5, 2013, 03:25 PM

Jul 2013

BaZingga!

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

4. heh

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jul 5, 2013, 05:06 PM

Jul 2013

good one.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

5. The 2nd scientist wants more bang for his buck.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jul 5, 2013, 05:12 PM

Jul 2013

Arctic Dave

(13,812 posts)

6. You think you're a jokester, huh?

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jul 5, 2013, 08:52 PM

Jul 2013

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