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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSo far today I've eaten a big bowl of raisin bran 4 peaches, a nectarine, a banana,
and 2 ears of corn. Am I going to hell for gluttony? I might have a couple more peaches before bed.
bluesbassman
(19,379 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)I was kinda thinking the same thing, but dammit I LOVE fresh peaches and I just can't get enough!
trof
(54,256 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)Gassy as hell though. Fiber is a fairly weak laxative as all it really does is produce fecal-volume that then stimulates the bowel to move it on out. It's why if you ever take too much MetamucilTM you'll have the opposite problem and have to take magnesium citrate in order to cause the body to dump water and break up the fiber bulk before it forms a blockage.
This coincidentally is the real reason medieval prisoners were fed bread and water, it caused large painful movements. (The things you learn in a class on the history of the European religious wars of the post-Reformation.)
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)I've been feeling a little bloated lately. Maybe this will help.
MiddleFingerMom
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If you were me... you'd get prepared to poop bigger than your head.
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LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)If there is no booze available I would recommend some minor tranquilizers , DMT,LSD , Prozac , Nyquil P.M. , some Vanilla ice cream with six large cups of strong coffee and then a cold shower . Call my office Tuesday or better yet call Tuesday Afternoon ,MFM , IN THE WIND and several others here so we can order pizza and a few kegs of Beer .
The funny thing is that tomorrow is ab day at the gym.
I have a feeling I'm going to have the room with the sit up board in it all to myself.