Ever heard the expression "it's hot as balls"?

[NightWatcher]

Assuming testicles are the same as your body temperature when measured orally...

It's 98' degrees outside...thus as hot as balls. (Which although I'm an evil dad, sounds hilarious when a 2-year old says "mom, its hots balls&quot

[bif]

1. I've heard "It's a cold as the balls on a brass monkey."

[TrogL]

2. You measure testicle temperature orally? Kewl!!

[NightWatcher]

3. No but I once knew a girl from Regina who....

This is getting locked

[Arctic Dave]

4. I heard of hotter then living in the Devils jockstrap.

Close?

[fizzgig]

5. i use it regularly

no idea where i picked it up

[bluedigger]

6. The corollary to "colder than a witch's mitt"...

[In_The_Wind]

8. You spelled it wrong.

[Art_from_Ark]

7. It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum

[Major Nikon]

9. Hotter'n a 4 balled tomcat

[BainsBane]

10. No, hot as Hades

is what my grandma used to say. I like that one.

[a la izquierda]

12. That's what I say. Nt

[sarge43]

11. Hotter than the hubs of hell n/t