I ate meatballs that were over a week beyond the expiration day. Am I gonna die!

[Baitball Blogger]

Another mental freeze. I bought meatballs two Mondays ago with the intention of cooking them over the holidays. Then things got so busy I forgot about them and bought some fresh meatballs last night. Yep. I cooked the wrong meatballs. Yep. I noticed they had browned and thought nothing about it.

Good news: They simmered in sauce for at least forty minutes. It's been twenty-four hours and I feel fine. I also didn't eat but two meatballs.

[pscot]

1. No-one has ever died from eating an expired meatball

True fact!

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Oh! Thank God I didn't buy ground beef.

[BainsBane]

29. You would feel it by now

[sbh]

3. Not likely, but you might get the toots.

[PoliticAverse]

4. Probably not...

(Today anyway).

[rug]

5. You will die regardless of the meatballs.

I hope you are reassured.

[hopemountain]

6. nope but you'll probably wish

you had....

[Baitball Blogger]

7. Best answer.

[Incitatus]

8. Yes

Someday, but not from the meatballs. If they were going to make you sick they would have by now.

[ConcernedCanuk]

9. Heck, I've eaten half green meat from dumpsters in the past

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and I'm still here

aren't I ??



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[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Yes.

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Can I have your stuff?
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[petronius]

11. You may want to pass on the left-over meatballs, however...

[Baitball Blogger]

16. We threw the leftovers away.

The dog was not happy.

[olddots]

12. were the meatballs from Ikea ?

if not the answer is neigh

[Rhiannon12866]

13. Isn't Olive Garden more likely?

[LynneSin]

14. Yes

Next question!

[Baitball Blogger]

17. I'm so glad you're back.

Discussions on True Blood Sundays have turned flaccid without your attentive eye.

But it sure does feel like they're wrapping it up. Everyone is pushing their arc like there's no tomorrow.

[dr.strangelove]

15. You are going to start the Zombie Apocalypse

full worldwide zombie amplification will be traced back to your rotten meatballs. thanks for killing us all.

[Baitball Blogger]

18. My butterfly garden was attacked by a zombie virus.

Major kill rate of caterpillars. Though, disintegrating caterpillars aren't as dramatic as bipedal human zombies.

[dr.strangelove]

19. but can they pass on the infection?

butterfly larve destroys the world.

[Baitball Blogger]

20. No clue.

But I did read a heartening article on the subject. It explained how nature had to conduct the massive slaughter because a high success ratio of caterpillars to butterfly would eventually decimate the food source.

[dr.strangelove]

21. makes sense

the world tends to take care of such things. Its only when we humans try to alter the natural progession that things get messed. Save the butterflies and the world would run out of food. Now there is a good film script in all of this.

[Phentex]

22. Did you make it to Friday?

[Baitball Blogger]

23. I'm still here!

[Major Nikon]

24. On Monday, call work and tell them you ate some bad meatballs and can't stop shitting

Silver lining.

[Quantess]

25. What a coincidence!

I did the same exact thing, today. It was meatballs in tomato sauce. It occurred to me after I ate them that they're kind of old.

[Baitball Blogger]

28. At least mine tasted good.

As a matter of fact, it smelled meaty good when I cooked them.

[Quantess]

30. No, they tasted good and everything.

I thought about how many days had passed since I made them. Time flies.

[ashling]

26. Yes

this may come as a shock to you,

but

we all die . . . sooner or later


so

YES

you are going to die.


Are you going to die from eating that meatball?

That's another question ....

insert another quarter

[miked62916]

27. Nah

I've eaten plenty of foods that were slightly past the expiration date. The taste leaves much to be desired, however...