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Kennah

(14,315 posts)
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 04:02 AM Jul 2013

Mixed Up Movie Lines

Take a quote from a movie and mix it up. Make it better, funnier, scarier, more twisted, or whatever. I'll go first.

From the 1996 film "Mulholland Falls", which was an awesome neo noir, 50s, LAPD, crime/corruption flick. LAPD Lt. Hoover (Nick Nolte) has just beaten the shit outta FBI Agent McCafferty (Daniel Baldwin).

"Out here I can pick you up, burn your house, fuck your wife, and kill your dog."

Woulda been much more sinister had he said:

"Out here I can burn you up, kill your wife, and fuck your dog."

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