Excuse me, hasn't ANYONE taught the tiny hooman the rules for playing Twister yet?!?!?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[femmocrat]

1. The kitty does not seem to enjoy having its toes sucked!

Maybe it read about Dick Morris.

[mythology]

4. Just wait until the kid finds out how the cat uses the litter box.

Unless the cat is like my last cat. She would only paw the side of the litter box. I think she was too timid to get in the litter. Of course, if I had to clean myself with my tongue so would I.

[femmocrat]

7. Ewww!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

2. Reminds me of this pic...

[krispos42]

8. That cat looks incredibly patient.

My cat was terrified of my infant son. *zip* Gone in a heartbeat whenever he came around.


As a toddler, he would sometimes find the cat sleeping on a stool and go up to pet¹ the sleeping kitty. Who would then ninja-slap him three times or so before jumping off and hiding.




¹ grab kitty's fur like a baby chimp. May including pounding.

[bluesbassman]

3. Well he's got the right technique...

I use that one liberally. But then my opponent seems to enjoy it.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. !!!

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[bluesbassman]

6. I don't have a cat...

[Lady Freedom Returns]

9. Be careful bluesbassman...

Your starting to get my interest up!