Turtle Disguised As Burger Smuggled Through Airport In China

[marmar]

We've heard of snakes on a plane, but now turtles, too?

Security officials at China's Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport noticed something rather peculiar in the bag of a traveler identified only as "Mr. Li" on Monday.

The airport's X-ray machine showed “suspicious corners” on what appeared to be a KFC sandwich package, according to the AFP.

Mr. Li vehemently insisted the item was "nothing but a burger. " When security staff pointed out that the odd shape of the burger resembled that of a turtle, Li replied, “There is no turtle in there, just a hamburger. There’s nothing special to see inside,” the South China Morning Post News. ..........................(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/31/turtle-disguised-burger-smuggled-airport-plane-china_n_3682332.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[In_The_Wind]

1. I wonder what was so special about that turtle.

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[Jamaal510]

2. The person

who would've tried biting into that "sandwich" would have a nasty and tooth-shattering surprise.

[struggle4progress]

3. "Another of my burgers has spontaneously combusted into a turtle!"

[ConcernedCanuk]

4. I'm waiting . . . . . .

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to see which Lounge Lizard will come up with a thread

"Burger Disguised as a Turtle Smuggled into Marine-Land"

I have a few DUers in mind that would do just that - - -

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[pinboy3niner]

5. If I'm gonna disguise something as fast food, my first thought wouldn't be "A turtle!"