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(10,039 posts)Hoyt
(54,770 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,280 posts)Flaxbee
(13,661 posts)... one reason why they can squeeze through almost anything so long as they can get their head thru...
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,280 posts)Cats possess the ability to slip into other dimensions, which they demonstrate repeatedly when you look all over the house for them, in every drawer, closet, box, etc., and you can't find them at all until you rattle a package of cat treats and they suddenly appear out of nowhere, with a look like, "What? What?"
Also, the fact that they can assume a liquid-like state of matter when they want to is proved by the fact that they take on the shape of their container (a jar or box), like a true liquid.
They are also able to instantly grow extra, wildly flailing limbs when they don't feel like being picked up and held.
Flaxbee
(13,661 posts)if someone is trying to give them a pill...
And Bimbo-kitty vanishes all the time. Other dimensions, as you say. Quite right.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)Locut0s
(6,154 posts)many a man would mysteriously be unable to make it in to work tomorrow.
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