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30 of The Most Unfortunate Names Ever (Original Post) meow2u3 Aug 2013 OP
Mike! NYC_SKP Aug 2013 #1
Locally, we had the philanthropist, Ima Hogg. kentauros Aug 2013 #2
and her sister Ura Hogg BainsBane Aug 2013 #11
Urban legend, kentauros Aug 2013 #19
There is a watchtower on the Northwest Arm in Halifax NS with the unfortunate name "Dingle". applegrove Aug 2013 #3
I went to high school Jenoch Aug 2013 #4
Yeah, I had a passenger on the plane named Richard Liitle pink-o Aug 2013 #24
I was once told about a girl whose last name, Cianci, was pronounced see-AN-see, so nolabear Aug 2013 #5
It's like an echo! LeftOfSelf-Centered Aug 2013 #10
Randy Prude (R, something or other in Midland, TX) JCMach1 Aug 2013 #6
Young Boozer is our State's contribution to the wild and wacky names dixiegrrrrl Aug 2013 #7
My kids went to school with Crystal Chanda Leer. Arkansas Granny Aug 2013 #8
My best friend's mother worked with a man who named his twin daughters Boomerproud Aug 2013 #17
A lady friend of a friend of my fathers had the surname Wannamaker... Locut0s Aug 2013 #9
My personal favorite from this list is Willie Stroker... CTyankee Aug 2013 #12
We used to have a member of Parliament here RFKHumphreyObama Aug 2013 #13
When I worked for Social Security we came across some doozies. mysuzuki2 Aug 2013 #14
I would be willing to bet that "Professor Von Poopypants" is a student joke Lydia Leftcoast Aug 2013 #15
Then there was "Gurley Crumb," a convicted murderer in the state of Oregon Lydia Leftcoast Aug 2013 #16
A high School Principal ashling Aug 2013 #18
Dr. Dickoff became the principal at my high school the fall after I graduated Pool Hall Ace Aug 2013 #20
i knew a Dougle McDougle and a Gay Noyse. Saphire Aug 2013 #21
There used to be a sign here advertising Peter Hardner and sons! nt Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #22
Schwing, antiquie Aug 2013 #23

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
19. Urban legend,
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 06:12 PM
Aug 2013

or whatever they called that a century ago

From the wiki article:

Name

After the birth of his only daughter, Jim Hogg wrote to his brother, "Our cup of joy is now overflowing! We have a daughter of as fine proportions and of as angelic mien as ever gracious nature favor a man with, and her name is Ima!"[3] Ima Hogg had no middle name, which was unusual for the time.[4] Her first name was taken from her uncle Thomas Hogg's epic Civil War poem The Fate of Marvin, which featured two young women named Ima and Leila.[4][5][6] According to Virginia Bernhard's biography of Ima Hogg, "there are some who believe that James Stephen Hogg ... named his only daughter Ima Hogg to attract the attention of Texas voters" in a year when he was running in a close race for district attorney of the Seventh District in Texas,[3] which he won.[7][8] Alternatively, correspondence from Jim Hogg indicates he may not have been conscious of the combined effect of his daughter's first and last names.[9]

Ima Hogg later recounted that "my grandfather Stinson lived fifteen miles [24 km] from Mineola and news traveled slowly. When he learned of his granddaughter's name he came trotting to town as fast as he could to protest but it was too late. The christening had taken place, and Ima I was to remain."[4] During her childhood, Hogg's elder brother William often came home from school with a bloody nose, the result of defending, as she later recalled, "my good name".[10] Throughout her adult years, Hogg signed her name in a scrawl that left her first name illegible. Her personal stationery was usually printed "Miss Hogg" or "I. Hogg", and she often had her stationery order placed in her secretary's name to avoid questions. Hogg did not use a nickname until several months before her death, when she began calling herself "Imogene". Her last passport was issued to "Ima Imogene Hogg".[10]

Contrary to popular belief, Ima did not have a sister named Ura.[11] Texas legend insists that when Jim Hogg ran for re-election as Texas governor in 1892 he often travelled with Ima and a friend of hers and introduced them as his daughters Ima and Ura. Ima Hogg maintained throughout her life that this never happened.[12] She was frequently forced to dispel the myth; hundreds of people wrote her letters inquiring whether her name was real and if she really had a sister named Ura.[10] The Kansas City Star even invented another sister, Hoosa.[13]

In the early 1930s, Hogg worked on a collection of her father's papers and speeches with his biographer, historian Robert C. Cotner; she became a guardian of his place in history, often writing to clarify or refute articles published about her father. According to Bernhard, "the very fact that Ima had been burdened with a name that made a lifetime of explanations necessary also made her anxious to defend her father from all detractors. By doing so, she defended herself as well, and she did so with considerable skill and unfailing politeness."[14]

Ima Hogg has been the source of "unfortunate name" or "worst baby name" jokes, lists, and contests,[15][16][17] including the incorrect lore that Jim Hogg had named his two daughters "Ima Hogg" and "Ura Hogg".[18][19][20] Similar unfortunate baby names according to United States Census records include Ima Pigg, Ima Muskrat, Ima Nut, Ima Hooker,[15] Ima Weiner, Ima Reck, Ima Pain and Ima Butt.[19]

applegrove

(118,492 posts)
3. There is a watchtower on the Northwest Arm in Halifax NS with the unfortunate name "Dingle".
Fri Aug 9, 2013, 11:52 PM
Aug 2013

Some guy was swimming across the Northwest Arm and he got a cramp. Of course the newspaper article said "So and so was swimming and suffered from terrible cramps, by the Dingle". Someone sent that article to my grandmother and her sister who grew up in Halifax. They laughed for weeks on that one.

 

Jenoch

(7,720 posts)
4. I went to high school
Fri Aug 9, 2013, 11:58 PM
Aug 2013

with a guy named Michael Hunt. That name is so common I should not even be posting it.

I once worked with a guy, well, I didn't work with him, I worked with a client of his. The guy's name was Dick Stuck. In the phone book he was Stuck Dick.

pink-o

(4,056 posts)
24. Yeah, I had a passenger on the plane named Richard Liitle
Sun Aug 11, 2013, 11:30 AM
Aug 2013

Of course his boarding pass read: "Little/Dick"

nolabear

(41,933 posts)
5. I was once told about a girl whose last name, Cianci, was pronounced see-AN-see, so
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 12:05 AM
Aug 2013

of of course her parents named her Nancy Ann. Nan-see-an-see-an-see.

10. It's like an echo!
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 05:05 AM
Aug 2013


Of course, since it's an Italian name, the correct pronunciation would have been "tshantshy"...

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
7. Young Boozer is our State's contribution to the wild and wacky names
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 12:41 AM
Aug 2013

The south can and does contribute a lot of levity when reading the newspaper.

Boomerproud

(7,942 posts)
17. My best friend's mother worked with a man who named his twin daughters
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 03:48 PM
Aug 2013

Crystal Chanda Lear and Gaye Cava Lear. I went to school with a Mary Juana and Marcia April May. We didn't know that was their names until they announced them a graduation. We only knew Juana by her middle name.

Locut0s

(6,154 posts)
9. A lady friend of a friend of my fathers had the surname Wannamaker...
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 02:58 AM
Aug 2013

You can guess the jokes surrounding that name. Luckily I understand she was very open about it and liked to joke about it herself.

RFKHumphreyObama

(15,164 posts)
13. We used to have a member of Parliament here
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 10:53 AM
Aug 2013

named Richard Face. Not surprisingly, he chose not to go by the nickname Dick

But opposition MPs did used to yell out "the government's losing Face" whenever he would leave the parliamentary chamber whilst proceedings were still on

mysuzuki2

(3,521 posts)
14. When I worked for Social Security we came across some doozies.
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 11:22 AM
Aug 2013

My favorite was Thomas Frederick Ucker. He was quite insistent that his middle initial not be printed on his checks.

Lydia Leftcoast

(48,217 posts)
15. I would be willing to bet that "Professor Von Poopypants" is a student joke
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 02:33 PM
Aug 2013

and that the real name is something that sounds similar.

Pool Hall Ace

(5,849 posts)
20. Dr. Dickoff became the principal at my high school the fall after I graduated
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 06:26 PM
Aug 2013

That is one name I sure would not want for myself, or to pass on to another generation!

 

antiquie

(4,299 posts)
23. Schwing,
Sun Aug 11, 2013, 10:23 AM
Aug 2013

current councilmember and sometimes mayor.
He complained about the theft of his campaign signs because he thought it was his opponent.

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