Why you shouldn't use grenades to go fishing.

[hobbit709]

[sarge43]

1. Hold my vodka and watch this nt

[pinboy3niner]

7. :)

[bluedigger]

2. You gonna complain, or you gonna fish?

[cherokeeprogressive]

5. The way I heard it was "You gonna fish, or shoot the shit?" LOL n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. In Russia, you do not throw grenade; grenade throws you.

[rurallib]

4. apparently the grenade did not come with directions

like throw it some direction from the freaking boat.

So close to a Darwin Award yet so far.

[pinboy3niner]

9. Fucker also had a short fuse

Grenades come with a standard fuse, but it's easy to change it. If I got a grenade from somebody, I would NOT assume it's a standard fuse.

[sarge43]

14. Yeah, that was no more than a 3 second delay

Damn lucky it blew under water or those two would be eligible for a Darwin.

Plus that thing looks bigger than the standard issue Russki go-bang

[rrneck]

6. Five is right out. nt

[bluedigger]

8. The number shall be three.

[Earth_First]

10. In Russia, grenade fishes you! nt

[In_The_Wind]

11. M-80s work better.

[jakeXT]

12. Still enough for a US fisherman to blow up a hand

On the Time Bandit, Dave "Beaver" Zielinski attempts to celebrate a Seahawks victory with fireworks and shatters his hand when it goes off. The crew tells Captain Andy that they need the medical kit, but it is far worse than expected, and they call the clinic in town to prepare for his arrival. Johnathan drives him to the hospital, and Seahawks lose to Atlanta at the very last minute of the game.

http://www.examiner.com/article/deadliest-catch-goes-kicking-off-with-a-bang-on-discovery-channel

[In_The_Wind]

13. Munitions aren't toys. That's horrible about his hand.

I fish for pleasure, give the fish a chance was my way of doing it.
I also enjoy a nice fish sandwich while watching football.


... and ... I don't have any fireworks hanging around the house.