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LuckyTheDog

(6,837 posts)
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 09:38 PM Aug 2013

Dag-nabbit! When I say "just pick something out, you know what I like"...

... Don't call me back two minutes later with a list of options.

It's ice cream, sweetie. Whatever you bring me will be appreciated. And after 20 years of marriage, you are qualified to pick out a flavor for me.

^^ That's what I wanted to say. Instead, my reply was "mocha almond fudge sounds good."

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Dag-nabbit! When I say "just pick something out, you know what I like"... (Original Post) LuckyTheDog Aug 2013 OP
We go through this every week! femmocrat Aug 2013 #1
Men love shopping for groceries. Jenoch Aug 2013 #2
 

Jenoch

(7,720 posts)
2. Men love shopping for groceries.
Sat Aug 10, 2013, 10:01 PM
Aug 2013

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "Because they had avocados."

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