Knock, knock

[taterguy]

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. GO AWAY!!!

[trof]

2. OK...who's there?

I know I'm gonna be sorry.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. If you don't stop picking at that, it is NEVER going to go away!!!

[trof]

4. Are we talking guitars, banjos, or scabs?

Please clarify.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Scabanjars

[PuffedMica]

6. Knock is the most worthless, conniving, excuse for a human I have ever seen

Knock does nothing but complain, complain, complain except for the time spent eating or going to the bathroom. The only redeeming quality of Knock is when this person is not around; it allows everyone else to experience an uplifted moment knowing that Knock is not present.

[olddots]

9. NO Knock & Knock & Knock are a great law firm

During the Melvin Hearings in the 80s Betty Knock did the Hully Gully for 28 straight hours then ate 140 hot dogs with NO MISTARD !!!!!!

[benld74]

12. I'm a fan or Dewey Cheatum and Howe myself.

[BillStein]

26. Lawyers are gods!

and I'd say that even if I wasn't one

[Wait Wut]

7. You should probably have that looked at.

I hit a pothole last week and now my already fucked up suspension is knocking like a bad joke.

[taterguy]

16. Are you trying to get my thread locked?

Please take your TMI talk to GD

[csziggy]

8. Dave's not here!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. whatsamatta? Doorbell broken?

[taterguy]

15. I prefer knockers

Obviously

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. ah, now You -

knock it off!

[taterguy]

28. KNock what off?

[madinmaryland]

11. Stop banging on the door, Francis.

[taterguy]

14. Try and make me

[panader0]

13. Interrupting Cow?

[Dr. Strange]

17. Who in the name of everloving fuck is there?

[taterguy]

19. taterguy

Who the fuck did you think it was?

[Major Nikon]

22. Mick Jagger

[Dr. Strange]

24. Hey! You!

Get off of taterguy's cloud!

[In_The_Wind]

18. Who's there!

[Major Nikon]

20. Not sayin' you, but...

[In_The_Wind]

21. ...

[taterguy]

23. I'm the only one standing here

You talking to me?

[Wounded Bear]

27. Who's that knocking at my door?

Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Said the fair young maiden.....

[Bertha Venation]

29. go away -- don't come round here no more

Oh -- this isn't a lyrics thread?

[Wounded Bear]

30. Wrong lyrics anyway....

It's me and m' crew,
We're here for a screw.
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

So open the door
You dirty old whore.
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.