I Hate When This Happens!!

[Brigid]

I bought a hot dog from a cart a little while ago. That was mistake #1. I put mustard on it. Mistake #2.

I'll bet you can guess what happened next. That's right -- now I'm walking around with a big old mustard stain on my favorite blue polo shirt. Life sucks!

[warrprayer]

1. sounds like

the hot dog didn't cut the mustard!

[trof]

2. OK...HOW BIG IS IT?

Choose one.

About the size of:
a dime
a penny
a nickel
a quarter.
half dollar
tennis ball
bowling ball
hoola hoop
Rhode Island

[Brigid]

3. About the size of a nickel.

Just big enough for everyone to see!

[trof]

8. Oh, gross.

[Art_from_Ark]

15. It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny

yellow spot on her bikini... er, polo shirt...

[bigwillq]

4. Oh. I thought you had to run to the restroom.

You will be ok. It's not that bad. You're still alive, right?


Just think of all the poor starving children who didn't get a chance to spill mustard on them today.

[Brigid]

5. But it's my favorite shirt.

[bigwillq]

6. That does indeed suck.

But you can always buy a new shirt and make that one a favorite!

[Brigid]

7. You are right about one thing:

An emergency trip to the head *is* worse.

[bluesbassman]

9. Just take the mustard bottle and put more spots on it. Voila! Polka dot polo shirt!

All problems, large and small, solved in the Lounge.

[Wait Wut]

10. Genius!

I'll have to share this solution with the husband. He's learning to wear clothes that aren't black, but has yet to master the act of eating without dropping salsa down the front. This weekend I'll set up a little play area for him with cups full of different colored drippy foods. He can finger paint himself a masterpiece!

[Brigid]

12. I have had more than one man admit to me . . .

That is why so many of them wear mostly black and other dark colors.

[Wait Wut]

14. Yeah, it drives me a little nuts.

If you open the husband's closet you feel like you're looking into a black hole. Now, he's learned to appreciate other colors (especially pale blue 'cause it matches his eyes ) but damn near every not black shirt he has owns a contrasting salsa stain.

[Brigid]

11. I gotta admit . . .

I've never seen a polka dot polo shirt before.

[bluesbassman]

13. You'll be a trend setter!