I'm in the supermarket and I'm approaching a VERY pregnant 16-20 year old young woman...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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... and what appears to be her mother. She's going on and on in a louder-than-normal
agitated voice about someone who has pissed her off. Al Pacino might have been
emulating her when he did "Scarface". CaliforniaPeggy would've turned green with
envy over her ability to sprinkle her diatribe so extremely, um... LIBERALLY with
variations of the basic F-bomb.
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"This motherF'ing F... and his F'ing F'head F'buddies were F'ing laughing about
some motherF'er they had F'd up for not F'ing giving them the F'ing respect that
the motherF'ing F... KNEW they F'ing deserved. I mean... ... ... F...!!!
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"Mom" didn't say a word nor did she even flinch. No thought was given by either
for the people around them -- nor their children.
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As we passed by each other, I nodded at her belly and asked in a quiet, polite
tone, "What do you think your baby's SECOND word is going to be?"
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She looked confused for a couple of moments, then the lights came on
and she told me to go F... myself.
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I was fucking shocked, I tell you. Shocked!!!
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[CreekDog]

1. Will the baby refer to itself in third person?

[pacalo]

11. I get the impression you're missing a certain forum.

You really should lose that frame of mind & learn to respect other DUers a heck of a lot better than you're showing in this thread. I mean this without sarcasm.

[In_The_Wind]

2. ... imo: the 2nd word will be ... YOU

[okieinpain]

3. lol, but you know you got's to watch out for stand your ground stuff. n/t.

[CreekDog]

4. You probably confused her cause you kept saying, "dot, dot, dot..."

[antiquie]

5. ~

[LiberalEsto]

6. Maybe she will name the kid Fucker

[nomorenomore08]

7. Aw, fuck this shit anyway...

My folks tell me that my first words after "Mommy" and "Daddy" were "I want that!" followed closely by "I need that!"

[Agschmid]

8. You capitalist!

[nomorenomore08]

9. What's funny is that a lot of ultra-right-wing idiots' arguments remind me of myself

as 10-year-old. Stuff like "Why can't we just bomb them???" and so forth. But of course, my views did a complete 180 as I got older.

[Agschmid]

10. Ha I'd say it's a pretty accurate analysis of Republican ideas.

[TexasTowelie]

12. Once a few years ago I met someone that managed to use the F-bomb

as a noun, verb, adjective and interjection in the same sentence. However, he couldn't work in as an adverb since fuckly isn't a word,

[PaddyIrishman]

13. Man staring at engine of broken down car

"The fuckin' fucker's fucked."

[TexasTowelie]

14. A slight revision to include the interjection:

Fuck, the fuckin' fucker's fucked!

[pintobean]

15. There's a

dingleberry hanging on your thread.

[Kennah]

16. A little grammar lesson on the word Fuck