Marijuana makes TexasTowelie horny... AND hungry... AND a little confused.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[HeiressofBickworth]

1. Focus, man, focus......

[TexasTowelie]

9. You betcha!

I don't get much love due to my current financial status so it's nice to know that I've been endeared in the relatively short time that I've been on DU.

[TexasTowelie]

2. Yes sir, I love them

women with curves and curly fries too. However right now, I wouldn't mind getting hold of my old college friend, Darren's green apple muffins--with the emphasis on green.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Things are looking good in the apple muffin market.

Prices are at an all time low.

[TexasTowelie]

8. Yes, I've heard and I am eagerly waiting to see my connection.

I guess that with prices at an all time low then I'll be able to achieve an all time high!

[HappyMe]

4. lol!

[TexasTowelie]

6. Yes, those are some of my most endearing moments!

I never had any nicknames when I was younger so when the first Towelie episode was run in 2001 my friends in Irving pinned that moniker on me and I've run with it ever since. Considering that times have been rough for me financially lately, it would be nice to pen my memoirs and get on Oprah.

[cliffordu]

5. Why did I suspect this to be a MFM post from just the title??

[TexasTowelie]

7. Could it be the ellipsis repeated in the title?

Everyone on DU knows that MFM loves the period key on his keyboard; however, this was a challenge for him since he usually has them strung together vertically instead of horizontally.

I almost missed seeing the thread so it's great to share a laugh with my DU friends.