GOOD NEWS!!! Shark Week isn't over!!! Here's tonight's line-up:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Baitball Blogger]

1. One wonders why they don't attack humans more often, since we're slow in the water.

Or, at least, slower than seals.

[Demo_Chris]

2. Size? Or maybe they're smart enough not to. nt

[jmowreader]

3. Flavor. They don't like what we taste like.

There's also the issue that the person might be a Republican, who sharks refuse to eat as a matter of professional courtesy.

[Baitball Blogger]

8. So true.

We could have a shark/lawyer line up and I would have trouble telling them apart.

[OriginalGeek]

4. I took this picture this weekend

our boat captain said the sharks don't bite people in the Bahamas because they keep their sharks fed...

[Baitball Blogger]

9. But, then, wouldn't they approach boaters more frequently, expecting to be fed?

Like bears and alligators do when they get fed by humans?

[OriginalGeek]

10. Probably

so you better show up with some hunks of fish carcass! I imagine that's why they pick that spot to take the glass bottom boat tours..






(He also said if you were gonna get seasick, "FEED THE FISH! don't mess up my toilets!"...luckily nobody got seasick)

[Scuba]

5. Hey! That's not nice!

[HappyMe]

6. lol!

Serve the person up with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[pinboy3niner]

7. Very finny