Took a Viagra. Didn't work. Ask me anything, motherfuckers.

[cliffordu]

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Did you have a partner to help turn you on?

I believe that's essential...

[cliffordu]

2. All I had was the DU Lounge and MFM.

Mebbe that was the problem.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I did my part (so to speak). Don't you DARE blame me for this, al dente Boy!!!

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[NYC_SKP]

7. Apparently, cliffordu's dosage has a long distance remote effect on me...

it's not so much him or you, sorry, but the idea that inside that package is something special.

NOT THAT PACKAGE!

The other one, with the ribbon!

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I'm still confused... both of them have ribbons.

[NYC_SKP]

10. And both are square and boxy, boxey, box-like.

And oh so colorful!

[cliffordu]

19. Well.....

[cliffordu]

18. Fuck. I'll be right back after I bleach my eyes.....

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

31. MF "Buzz Kill" M ...

... for when you're approaching the dreaded four-hour mark ...

[MiddleFingerMom]

34. You just made me bark!!!

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[Archae]

3. I told you it wasn't Viagra, it was a birth control pill...

[cliffordu]

4. Well. That was my first motherfucking mistake

Outside of the other ones.

[petronius]

32. "You gave me a birth control pill? Do you have any idea what that will do to a guy my age?"

</free-association-first-thing-to-come-to-mind-exercise>

[azurnoir]

37. well you'll be feeling oh so sensitive and shaving will be a breeze? :)

[olddots]

6. GD has no idea how much fun the lounge is

food --- Viagra ----- beer names for Sarah Palin .

[cliffordu]

26. Yeppers. We have MUCH more fun around here.

But we have to clean the walls more often......

[mockmonkey]

9. It doesn't matter

Your hand has a headache anyway.

[cliffordu]

48. Who told you that!!!!!!!!????/

[pinboy3niner]

51. The source must remain confidential. 'S alright? 'S alright.

[mockmonkey]

52. I don't know who it was but he looked like this

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[pinboy3niner]

53. I don't know if you're familiar with the Spanish ventriloquist, Señor Wences

He did a lot of TV variety show appearances in the '50s and '60s doing funny dialogue with his "hand" puppet. "'S alright? 'S alright" was his best-known catchphrase, and he even turned it into a record, with another catchphrase-based song on the B side.

Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Se%C3%B1or_Wences

[mockmonkey]

55. I remember him from

The Ed Sullivan Show. I don't remember that he spun plates too. Back then you probably had to have many talents to make a living.

That record shows you that we certainly were easily entertained back then.

[pinboy3niner]

11. Did it come from a Pez dispenser?

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That might not be Viagra. Try the blue M&Ms.

[cliffordu]

23. I KNEW I was doing it wrong!!!!!

[Angleae]

12. How's it hanging

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[edbermac]

13. I took a Viagra and a laxative one time.

Didn't know whether I was coming or going.

[Chan790]

14. Is your neck stiff?

Sorry, low hanging fruit. It's one of my favorite jokes.

[cliffordu]

20. No sweat. I'd have used that one myself......

[In_The_Wind]

15. But did you swallow ...

Well did you? You only admitted to taking a Viagra. Did you swallow it or spit it out?

[cliffordu]

21. I dunno...If YOU came over

we could find out!!!!!!!!

[BlueStreak]

27. You understand those are not suppositories, right?

[cliffordu]

29. Aw, crap....

[BlueStreak]

40. Don't feel bad. I made the same mistake.

[jakeXT]

16. Maybe it was just blue printer ink

Counterfeit Viagra has also been found to contain toxic ingredients including amphetamine or speed, blue printer ink, boric acid, paint, and brick dust -- and too much of the active ingredient, carrying the risk of overdose.

http://healthyliving.msn.com/health-wellness/7-scariest-counterfeit-drugs

[davidpdx]

61. I had a coworker in China who used the counterfeit Cialis

He said it worked fine. Now granted he was drunk as a skunk and doing stuff that I wouldn't as it is pretty risky (I won't even get into the ethical part).

[jakeXT]

62. If he was drunk and used it, it probably wasn't a placebo effect /nt

[davidpdx]

63. It could have been the company he was in

But I won't elaborate except to say he wasn't in China when doing this.

[B Calm]

17. You should have smoked some pot too. That's the secret to making it work.

[cliffordu]

22. With cheetos or not???

[pinboy3niner]

24. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mixing blue and orange makes...

...blorange, the saltpeter of the color wheel.

[cliffordu]

25. Ah!! THAT was my mistake!!!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

36. FINALLY!!! A RHYME!!! A RHYME!!!

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My fingers with Cheetos were oranged.
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[pintobean]

39. Yes, definitely.

[Jenoch]

28. Did you hear about the guy that

took only 1/4 of a Viagra pill? He only wanted enough so he didn't piss on his shoes.

[cliffordu]

30. Yeah, that was grantcart, IIRC

[olddots]

33. do you need two bath tubs to take Cialis ?

if you get a Viagra stuck in your throat do you get a stiff neck ? OKAY SORRY those were uncalled for .

has your erection lasted for more than four Kardashians ?

[ismnotwasm]

35. Um, well

Naw, I'm not going there...

[rug]

38. It's not a suppository.

Don't try to be such a hardass.

[nolabear]

41. ROTFL! This is like listening in on Boys' Night.

DO go on...

[TK421]

42. See Alice....it's better

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

43. I'm afraid to use a Viagra

I might break my wrist.............

[MrMickeysMom]

45. gonna remember THAT one!

[MrMickeysMom]

44. Is that because of who you tried to do it with?

I mean, just because WE'RE motherfuckers....

[BainsBane]

46. I'm sure other parts of you work

[cliffordu]

49. What's REALLY funny is that I thought your sig line

said "Don't taste me bro"

(I am sooo sorry...)

[BainsBane]

54. LOL

Definitely not.

[tavernier]

47. When did you last pull that sword out of the scabbard?

Rust never sleeps... perhaps it is time to beat it into a plowshare.

[cliffordu]

50. Hmm....There's something veeerrrry disquieting about this.....

[Tuesday Afternoon]

56. what is your cc# and expiration date? thanks!

[cliffordu]

59. Um....Just as soon as I see the

girdle come off I post that info.

(Tell MFM to stay the hell out of this)

[pinboy3niner]

57. What's the frequency, Kenneth? nt

[cliffordu]

58. My mom sez hi.

[davidpdx]

60. I'd be tempted to try it

The side effects worry me a bit. I've also heard from women that they can have side effects from having sex with someone taking Viagra, though I don't know if that is true.

The other problem with trying it is if it doesn't work, then it is a waste of money.