Joke: Little Johnny in the Science class

[Stuart G]

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with
the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was
put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar
of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.


Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.


Third worm in sperm - dead.


Fourth worm in soil - alive.


So the Science teacher asked the class, "What can you learn from
this experiment?."


Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said "As long as you
drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

[Goalie49009]

1. All I can say is

[Aristus]

2. "Little Johnny took a drink, and now he is no more,

what Johnny thought was H²O was H²SO4!"