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(22,845 posts)vile peanut butter taste
Captain Stern
(2,201 posts)I always hated seeing those show up in my trick-or-treat bag. When I was a kid, we'd dump all our bags out on the floor when we got home, and start trading candy. Couldn't give the damn Mary Janes away.....they were loathed by all.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Those nasty peanut butter rocks wrapped in orange or black wax paper suck too. Black licorice, chocolate covered cherries are on the list. Candy corn makes the list as just plain sad.
IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)Jenoch
(7,720 posts)and the peanut butter candy available at Halloween in the orange and black wrappers. I also like Bit-O-Honey.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)I remembered tasting a Mary Jane candy for the first time and feeling sorry for people who grew up eating that. "Wow, those poor kids had to get used to liking this crap and thinking it was treat?"
Pryderi
(6,772 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)mucifer
(23,525 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Especially when accompanied by a plate of roasted coffee beans to munch on.
Used to do that in Italy.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)nolabear
(41,959 posts)I hate anything that even hints of it.
alphafemale
(18,497 posts)blech!!!! patoooie!
lastlib
(23,208 posts)Of course, I hated everything associated with that putrid pile of necroplasm.
Recursion
(56,582 posts)Different strokes...
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)MicaelS
(8,747 posts)Demo_Chris
(6,234 posts)woodsprite
(11,911 posts)My mom was the oldest of 3, and the only girl in her family. She said that when she was young, she'd make her brothers play house and she would serve them "coffee" from her tea set and make them drink it. She made the "coffee" by dissolving licorice jelly beans in warm water. Needless to say, I'm not the only one in my family who can't stand licorice
She also pretended they were "babies" and spoonfed them "pablum" (which was ground up krullers or doughnuts soaked with milk.) That didn't sound so bad.
JesterCS
(1,827 posts)AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)I love Candy corns, and pumpkins.. and there are several flavors of candy corns including caramel. Worst candy?
I dun know ..I like anything sweet.. more or less. Maybe I would have to list
Chocolate covered Cherries, only because I get addicted to them and end up eating so many, they make me sick to my stomach.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts).
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Tried 'em again after about 20 years and they were AWESOME!!!
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DebJ
(7,699 posts)I much prefer the liquid center ones.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)DebJ
(7,699 posts)in these parts for some reason. Got some really yummy ones a few weeks ago
in Ocean City, Maryland ..... 50 cents apiece for very tiny ones though!
hedgehog
(36,286 posts)too much corn syrup and wax, not enough honey!
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)to be reminded how terrible they are.
frogmarch
(12,153 posts)Circus Peanuts and Candy Corn are mr. froggy's favorites.
He is sulking now.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)No question. Followed by Sen-Sen.
1awake
(1,494 posts)MineralMan
(146,286 posts)But, they stopped making Sen Sen, so there is hope.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)jmowreader
(50,553 posts)...you're supposed to eat it so your mom doesn't know you've been smoking.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)from the amazon page:
- Is the original breath freshener
Contains nutrition and ingredients
America's oldest and favorite breath freshener
Nutrition AND ingredients!
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)Yuck!
woodsprite
(11,911 posts)Actually, they sell lots of old brands of candy, etc. That is, if you're willing to pay for it.
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lastlib
(23,208 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,259 posts)needs to be washed down with Malto Goya.
1awake
(1,494 posts)I love chocolate covered cherries.
1awake
(1,494 posts)I love jello and I love fruit... put them together and I could vomit from the texture variations. I have no idea why.
fizzgig
(24,146 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Bleh
RiffRandell
(5,909 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)somebody must have liked them but no one would admit it .
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)RebelOne
(30,947 posts)distantearlywarning
(4,475 posts)Went to a Halloween party a few years ago, and the hosts had a big bowl of it out on the table. I took a piece not knowing what it was.
Wow, was it ever vile. I can't believe anyone eats that stuff of their own free volition.
warrior1
(12,325 posts)They are sad candy when you're eating them it doesn't even feel like they are real candy
Oh and Candy corn
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts).
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But I do kinda like candy corn -- but in limited amounts.
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First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...they tampered with perfection...and of course, screwed it all up totally...
Goalie49009
(748 posts)after the first 2 that's it for me too I don't know...to sugary I think
Raffi Ella
(4,465 posts)I hate anything with coconut, like almond joy. I also can't stand jelly or any nougat like candy.
MerryBlooms
(11,761 posts)I don't know what flavors they're supposed to be, but they're poison. blegh.
PassingFair
(22,434 posts)No one actually eats it.
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Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)Blech.
rurallib
(62,406 posts)pukerooni
surrealAmerican
(11,360 posts)... "Mike and Ike". They taste like some sort of cleaning product.
... but, what do I know, I actually like NECCO wafers.
a la izquierda
(11,791 posts)Rootbeer is a tool of the devil, I say.
NRaleighLiberal
(60,014 posts)peacefreak
(2,939 posts)How will good little Catholic kids play Holy Communion without NECCO wafers!
NRaleighLiberal
(60,014 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)noamnety
(20,234 posts)God gave us candy corn so we could melt it with peanut butter to make our own butterfingers.
BainsBane
(53,031 posts)So I'll go with that.
murielm99
(30,733 posts)which is a stupid name for candy, and they are allegedly watermelon flavored.
Yuck!!!!
GoCubsGo
(32,079 posts)I also hate the green apple-flavored kind. I hate anything that's fake apple or watermelon-flavored. Icky, icky, icky!!!!!
bluesbassman
(19,370 posts)At least no one is trying to sell you candy corn or circus peanuts by making it seem like you'll be extra cool if you eat them.
Archae
(46,317 posts)My Gramma always had them, what the hell were they?
Red hard candy cubes.
And bubble gum candy cigs.
The bubble gum was even worse than Bazooka Joe.
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)azurnoir
(45,850 posts)and oh ya those circus peanuts, snaps, and good and plenty
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)But you know what else is fun? Biting their tiny little heads off.
azurnoir
(45,850 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)but you are always free to start a cookie thread.
azurnoir
(45,850 posts)I just realized you're a guy
B Calm
(28,762 posts)theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)Good & Plenty -- They have to make them look pretty on the outside because they're so nasty inside.
Jelly Nougats -- They're just something creepy about them.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Good & Plenty
Worst candy and idea for candy ever.
Eww. Let me get an additional "Eww" in there. Eww.
Hayduke Bomgarte
(1,965 posts)DebJ
(7,699 posts)mucifer
(23,525 posts)I make the exception for niquil when I really need to sleep or I have a bad cold.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Mrs. Quoad is meantime busy savoring, bite by dainty bite, a cherry-quinine petit four. She beams at the young people across the candy bowl. Slothrop, forgetting, reaches again for his tea. There is no graceful way out of this now. Darlene has brought a couple-three more candy jars down off of the shelf, and now he goes plunging, like a journey to the center of some small, hostile planet, into an enormous bonbon chomp through the mantle of chocolate to a strongly eucalyptus-flavored fondant, finally into a core of some very tough grape gum arabic. He fingernails a piece of this out from between his teeth and stares at it for a while. It is purple in color.
"Now you're getting the idea!" Mrs. Quoad waving at him a marbled conglomerate of ginger root, butterscotch, and aniseed, "you see, you also have to enjoy the way it looks. Why are Americans so impulsive?"
"Well," mumbling, "usually we don't get any more complicated than Hershey bars, see...."
"Oh, try this," hollers Darlene, clutching her throat and swaying against him.
"Gosh, it must really be something," doubtfully taking this nastylooking brownish novelty, an exact quarter-scale replica of a Mills-type hand grenade, lever, pin and everything, one of a series of patriotic candies put out before sugar was quite so scarce, also including, he notices, peering into the jar, a .455 Webley cartridge of green and pink striped taffy, a six-ton earthquake bomb of some silver-flecked blue gelatin, and a licorice bazooka.
"Go on then," Darlene actually taking his hand with the candy in it and trying to shove it into his mouth.
"Was just, you know, looking at it, the way Mrs. Quoad suggested."
"And no fair squeezing it, Tyrone."
Under its tamarind glaze, the Mills bomb turns out to be luscious pepsin-flavored nougat, chock-full of tangy candied cubeb berries, and a chewy camphor-gum center. It is unspeakably awful. Slothrop's head begins to reel with camphor fumes, his eyes are running, his tongue's a hopeless holocaust. Cubeb? He used to smoke that stuff. "Poisoned..." he is able to croak.
"Show a little backbone," advises Mrs. Quoad.
"Yes," Darlene through tongue-softened sheets of caramel, "don't you know there's a war on? Here now love, open your mouth."
Through the tears he can't see it too well, but he can hear Mrs. Quoad across the table going "Yum, yum, yum," and Darlene giggling. It is enormous and soft, like a marshmallow, but somehow---unless something is now going seriously wrong with his brain---it tastes like: gin. "Wha's 'is," he inquires thickly.
"A gin marshmallow," sez Mrs. Quoad.
"Awww..."
"Oh that's nothing, have one of these---" his teeth, in some perverse reflex, crunching now through a hard sour gooseberry shell into a wet spurting unpleasantness of, he hopes it's tapioca, little glutinous chunks of something all saturated with powdered cloves.
"More tea?" Darlene suggests. Slothrop is coughing violently, having inhaled some of that clove filling.
"Nasty cough," Mrs. Quoad offering a tin of that least believable of English coughdrops, the Meggezone. "Darlene, the tea is lovely, I can feel my scurvy going away, really I can."
The Meggezone is like being belted in the head with a Swiss Alp. Menthol icicles immediately begin to grow from the roof of Slothrop's mouth. Polar bears seek toenail-holds up the freezing frosty-grape alveolar clusters in his lungs. It hurts his teeth too much to breathe, even through his nose, even, necktie loosened, with his nose down inside the neck of his olive-drab T-shirt. Benzoin vapors seep into his brain. His head floats in a halo of ice.
Even an hour later, the Meggezone still lingers, a mint ghost in the air.
Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's rainbow, PP 114-119
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I'll tell you what isn't the worst, IMO...
circus peanuts
licorice
peeps
and some of the others mentioned in this thread
the worst tasting...again, IMO...
definitely the Mary Janes. yech!
and nastiest of all...
Butterscotch.
Mr Pipi buys that stuff in bulk and crunches on it all day. Crunch crunch crunch, not to mention the sight of those things wrapped in their disgusting yellow cellophane.
And the smell!
butterscotch makes me puke.
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)Just why?
jmowreader
(50,553 posts)Dash87
(3,220 posts)On the other hand, I love chocolate and also fudge. Yum!
Neoma
(10,039 posts)Candy corn isn't bad. I wouldn't pick it over, say, Milk Duds, but I won't fall to my knees in despair if I find a pack of them on the table or something.
Those peanut things... ugh. And hard candies. Those are the ones that always get thrown out when the "good" Halloween is eaten and there is zero interest in keeping the remnants around.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,833 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Those are indeed on my Nastiest Candy Ever List.
WHY? WHY?
Why would you put a cute, friendly bee on a package, only to screw the person over in a big damn way. Bit-O-Concrete.
WHY?
Would you promise the sexy, exotic Turkey whatever, only to give a person a tasteless sheet of glass to eat?
Quantess
(27,630 posts)Is it just me or does that b look phallic?
I have never seen that weird candy before.
becca da bakkah
(426 posts)From my childhood, back in the 50's and 60's. Worse vile-tasting candy EVER! It was like Alka-Seltzer covered in chocolate! Really nasty stuff!
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Ughh... It is terribad.
Kingofalldems
(38,444 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,514 posts)I wouldn't let my kids have any candy in those flavors because the smell alone made me fell sick to my stomach. Yuck!!!
GoCubsGo
(32,079 posts)Just the thought of them makes me gag.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)Sour watermelon flavor and sour green apple. My face hurts thinking about it.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)It's almost the same color as the chocolate wafer, so I've eaten it by accident more than one.
MadrasT
(7,237 posts)OMG those things are revolting.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)Those are gross! Does anyone actually like them?
Tabasco_Dave
(1,259 posts)Tastes like sour candy Alka Seltzer.
bobGandolf
(871 posts)Nasty!
Still Blue in PDX
(1,999 posts)But then again, maybe not. I'm on Day 3 of the world-famous cabbage soup diet. Yes, I know it is a fad and all that, but I want to lose the ten pounds I gained during my vacation.
The Good-n-Plenty and the horehounds I would pass on, but I could eat a whole bag of candy corn and/or circus peanuts right now.
u4ic
(17,101 posts)that horrible molasses candy only sold at Hallowe'en.
Ugh.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)I loved them, still do!
u4ic
(17,101 posts)I'm in Canada, so maybe there are differences in the candy. Our Rockets are your Smarties. Our Smarties are chocolate (similar, but much tastier than M & M's)
Aerows
(39,961 posts)but I'm not a big fan of chocolate. Or any sweets. I like those peanut butter taffy treats in the orange and black wax paper.
I know.
I traded kit kats for those.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)I had to really think to come up with an entry, but I have one: Jelly Belly's buttered popcorn flavored jelly bean.
grasswire
(50,130 posts)Yum yum. That and pear.
bluedigger
(17,086 posts)applegrove
(118,612 posts)what the point of that was. We kids bought it as a novelty.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)When I was a kid in the early 60s you'd find it in the candy section of every movie theater lobby. I tried it once and to me it tasted just like soap. I thought it might be tiny licorice pieces (I've always loved licorice) but it wasn't. I think Billy Joel sang about Sen-Sen in one of his songs.
Rowdyboy
(22,057 posts)Quantess
(27,630 posts)But it creates really bad breath.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Thanks for playing, though.
Rowdyboy
(22,057 posts)And not even a parting gift.....
wickerwoman
(5,662 posts)Candy isn't for breath-freshening. It's meant to be a sugar delivery system and shouldn't taste like toothpaste.
If it wasn't for peppermint ice-cream and spearmint tea I would be off mints entirely.
Would also suggest a moritorium on black, lumpy shaped candies with the word "patty" in the name.
B Calm
(28,762 posts)Quantess
(27,630 posts)Nothing is worse than circus peanuts, though.
Pryderi
(6,772 posts)Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)Like fruitcake, it is something to drag out during the holidays for decoration, but should NEVER be eaten.
Taverner
(55,476 posts)erinlough
(2,176 posts)My mom and dad used to order these. If you haven't seen them, there's a reason. They are terrible.