So... MiddleFingerMom guesses that a llama gettin' a llotta head is COMPLETELY out of the question?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Not long now.
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Just around the corner now.
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A-n-t-I-c-I-p-a-t-I-o-n!!!!!
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Any minute now, I swear!!!
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[BainsBane]

1. Is that real or photoshopped?

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. It's real.

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It's a lllllllama.
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[BainsBane]

3. Well, it they need shoes

This would be an excellent choice


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[MiddleFingerMom]

4. In THOSE shoes?

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I don't THINK so.
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[BainsBane]

5. Better them than me.

[olddots]

6. the llama head in the middle is the goofiest

the hair over one eye ---

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. That's Ringo.

[Arugula Latte]

11. ...

[OriginalGeek]

8. Oh neat!

a pushmepullyoupushmepullyoupushmepullyoupushme!

[pintobean]

9. That's a llot of neck...

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. !!!

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[pinboy3niner]

12. What--no pics of Rama Llama ding dongs for us to alert on and get hdden?

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. Oh, I've got a boy named JerryTapir DingDong!!!

[bluesbassman]

14. Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in white and brown...

Don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my llama.

Get it on, bang the gong , get it on
Get it on, bang the gong, get it on*


*Apologies to Marc Bolan.

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. On a first date, I once took a llama bolan. They made her rent TWO pairs of shoes!!!

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[bluesbassman]

16. Wow! You dated the actual...

Dolly Llama?!

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. Late 70's on the Kentucky/Tennessee border with the 101st Airborne...

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... and, at least when I FIRST moved there, both states were totally dry
on Sundays (the onliest place you could buy alcohol was at restaurants
the did the vast majority of their sales in food).
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Always RESOURCEFUL drinkers, we would designate a coupla drivers and
pack two cars full of thirsty, thirsty soldiers and drive about 40-50 miles
to Nashville, where the bar in the International Terminal at the airport
was the only one in the state (due to its "international soil" status) that
was not affected by those blue laws.
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10-12 tough grunts sitting around a coupla tables slamming "girly-drinks"
like Pina Coladas -- complete with little purple paper umbrellas.
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The conversation inevitably turned to how nice it would be to see Dolly
Parton walk around the corner and need a place to sit and drink.
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[bluesbassman]

19. Well being at Fort Lost in the Woods...

I would've settled for the Dolly Llama.

[pintobean]

17. All things being equal

does that thing have seven... um...

CrapDoors?

[pinboy3niner]

20. Next on SyFy: LLAMANADO!

[MiddleFingerMom]

21. Here's a coupla Rice Krispies treats for you to munch on during the movie.

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