Man Has Sex With Goat, Gets Banned From All Farms In United Kingdom

[marmar]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/20/robert-newman-goat-banned-from-all-farms-uk_n_3786662.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


This court isn't kidding around -- this guy's baaaaaaaaanned.

Robert Newman, 23, is banned from every single farm in the United Kingdom after sexually penetrating a goat, the London Evening Standard reported.

Newman admitted to the act, which took place on a Wiltshire farm in April, on Monday, according to the Wiltshire Gazette and Herald.

His sentencing is scheduled to take place Sept. 12. Until then, Newman -- who has been released on bail -- is prohibited from being on any property where farm animals reside, according to SWNS. He also has to keep a curfew between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Perhaps he was sleepfucking and got confused.

They'd better similarly keep him away from zoos.

I hope the goat's unharmed.

[joeybee12]

2. He should move to Texas...

They'd elect him Governor

[d_r]

3. nanny state

[pinboy3niner]

5. Butt...butt...butt...think of the kids!

[pinboy3niner]

4. It would have behooved him to look up animal husbandry before trying it cold turkey

[In_The_Wind]

6. That's truly sick!

Just to be on the safe side ... perhaps, he should be kept away from all animals.

[pinboy3niner]

8. I'm perfectly fine with letting him be around some animals

Grizzly Bears...Great White Sharks...Black Mambas...

[In_The_Wind]

9. That'll work.

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. M-m-m-m-m-m, grizz!!!

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[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Will this vicious circle never cease?

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[In_The_Wind]

10. Who's doing who ...

[pokerfan]

11. Ya shag one goat....

A Scottish old timer is talking to a young man in a bar. "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ye see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..." blurts the old man.

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ye see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down with me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor for eight days. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..." claims the old man.

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ye see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..." says the old man. "But ye shag one goat..."

[bluesbassman]

12. This has to be satyr.