I just ordered me a sack of these to give to some people

[hobbit709]

[Xyzse]

1. What is a Tuit?

I have no clue.

[Neoma]

2. "Get to it."

Tu-it.

[Xyzse]

4. Ah.

I am!

[cliffordu]

3. I'm just glad this isn't a MFM post.....

...sack...

[Phentex]

5. LOL!

I seriously LOL'd!

[pinboy3niner]

8. MFM doesn't even need a setup

He can corrupt the most innocent thread. I fear for CalPeg the next time she posts one of her sweet poems...

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. CaliforniaPeggy's poems are beautiful and impressive -- I don't mess with 'em.

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Besides, she's been in hiding since I got my F-bomb hidden.
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She's SKEERED!!!
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Serious question, though...
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... does this round tuit make my butt look big?
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[cliffordu]

13. O.M.F.G

[pinboy3niner]

14. I'm sure I'll be happy to answer that...

...when I get around to it.

btw, I see from another thread that green is SO not your color. It makes your ass look GINORMOUS.

You're welcome.

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. Does the reverse cameltoe from this tight green outfit make my ass look VAGINORMOUS?

[Brigid]

6. I've seen these before, but it's been a while.

Maybe I'll get some too.

[auntAgonist]

7. Years ago I gave my husband something similar. He often said "when I get around to it .... " so .

I gave him a ROUND TUIT


LOL

thanks for reminding me.

aA

[hamsterjill]

9. Gosh...this reminds me of the 80's!

I went to work for a company in 1982 that gave these out!

[Quantess]

11. This is so early '80s!

I saw it in a novelty mail-order catalog. The kind that sells gag-gifts, funny t-shirts, and oblong "neck massagers".

[Still Blue in PDX]

10. I once had a boss who had a "Round Tuit" on her desk.

It was a gift to her from HER boss.

She also had a cigarette encased in glass that said "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass."

[BlueJazz]

15. I'll need 55 gallon drum of those.