Am I evil for wanting this

[tabbycat31]

A friend sent me this link to read the hilarious reviews.

Now my inner 12 year old wants to use this at Walmart

http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377120738&sr=8-1&keywords=liquid+ass

[jakeXT]

1. not bad

It was so bad that the cat came into the kitchen and was scraping the bare tile floor with his paw as if he was trying to cover up a huge invisible turd! I've owned other fart sprays that didn't quite smell "right". But Liquid Ass really smells like the real deal.

[surrealAmerican]

2. People who bought it also bought ...

... the "premium" fake poop. That would be sight and smell - you might also get something for the sound effect.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. "Within one minute, the kitchen smelled as if..."

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... "an entire college football offensive line had overdone it at the taco stand the previous night."
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... I can do that.
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[LiberalEsto]

4. Time to bottle and market it!

Wouldn't it be cool to use at the next GOP convention?

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. In their "VIP Goodybags" -- Eau de MFM or, better yet... MFM-infused teabags.

[tabbycat31]

7. I'd love to use it at a local GOP event

[rrneck]

6. Don't....hit.......one.......click........ ntt