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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums5 animals that can do amazing things ... with their penises ~
Some say that nothing speaks to the loving hand of a creative designer better than nature's cornucopia of intricate and elaborate penises, uniform only in their beauty.
Giggle if you want, but sex keeps the animal kingdom going and to meet this task, some creatures have evolved penises that are a cape and a mask away from fighting crime.
Giggle if you want, but sex keeps the animal kingdom going and to meet this task, some creatures have evolved penises that are a cape and a mask away from fighting crime.
http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises
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5 animals that can do amazing things ... with their penises ~ (Original Post)
In_The_Wind
Aug 2013
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Incitatus
(5,317 posts)1. I knew this would be from Cracked before clicking the OP
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)3. It was a link "Make Me Happy" from a thread by one_voice
August is the most depressing month so we declare this 'happiness week' and dedicate our front page to giving your soul a boner. Click around to get happy.
Hat tip to one_voice [URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)2. Crime-fighting penises...
Stan Lee gave a decidedly Stan Lee-esque interview to Vanity Fair, and as youd expect, its a goldmine of inimitable Stan Lee magic. Stuff like jokingly sharing how he asks his wife for lunchBy the shades of the shadowy Serapeum, will you please make me a sandwich?!avowing, I dont intend to die, pinpointing his secret to creating memorable comic-book characters (Obviously you dont want to write something thats been done already, so you think of something that hasnt been done), and proudly declaring, Ive always been a hack writer. Lee also weighs in on the troubled Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark, whose only problem, as he sees it, is that Im not sure how the show can succeed without a cameo from me. And while all of this makes for a good read, perhaps the most salient information that can be gleaned here is only the most pressing comics-related question in the entire Marvel universe:
VF: In the Kevin Smith movie Mallrats, Jason Lee asked you a question that has crossed every serious comic fans mind at least once in his life. You dismissed it at the time, calling it a superhero secret. Are you finally ready to answer Lees question?
Stan Lee: Remind me.
VF: "Is the Things dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?
Stan Lee: I never gave it a thought. I guess common sense would say it was made of orange rock too, but I always thought it was more interesting to think about Reed Richards. As you know, he had the ability to stretch, and sexually, that would seem to be a great asset in many areas.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)4. How does one fight crime with their penis ???
B Calm
(28,762 posts)5. The farmer's bull down the road broke his penis!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)6. Who ... the bull or the farmer ...
Shame on the farmer