Favorite bumper sticker/window decal?

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Saw my new fave this morning: "Grumpy Cat hates your stick figure family." (Complete with a drawing of Grumpy Cat.)

[pinboy3niner]

1. A few...

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6. Love the zombie one! Haven't seen that yet. n/t

[RiffRandell]

23. Those are hysterical! nt

[kurtzapril4]

56. I've got the first one

But I cut off the words because I felt they were superfluous.

[bluedigger]

2. "Keep Maine green. Shoot a land developer."

[Paulie]

3. I don't mind straight people

As long as they act gay in public.

Went through 3 of them. All torn of my car.

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7. Sorry you had them torn off. It's a great bumpersticker. n/t

[loli phabay]

4. driver only carries twenty dollars worth of ammunition, is one of my favs

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5. LOL! n/t

[NightWatcher]

8. Midwives help people out

A friend is doula, yoga, .... instructor

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9. ...

[Jenoch]

10. I am certainly not going to say it's my favorite bumper sticker,

but it is amusing in a sad sort of way.

"My Daughter is Stripper of the Month at the Lamplighter"

(It's a fairly low-class strip joint in St. Paul.

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11. Who would put that on their car? n/t

[Jenoch]

12. Just to clarify,

I am almost certain that anyone with that sticker on their vehicle does not actually have a daughter who is a stripper at that establishment. My guess is the owner of the bar either sells them or gives them away.

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13. I didn't think the parent of a stripper would actually use that.

I'm trying to imagine why even a regular of the establishment would want that on their car.

on edit: Or maybe you put them one someone else's car.

[Jenoch]

14. I am sure the point of the sticker is to mock

others with the "My child is on the Honor Roll" bumper stickers.

I've never been inside the Lamplighter (really) but I can guess that the regulars would likely have no problem with such a sticker on their vehicle. (At least that's the reputation of the place.)

[HappyMe]

17. lol!

I thought it was funny. Kind of as twist on the "my kid is a ....." (insert honor roll, can tie his shoes, can pee by him/herself) crap.

[RiffRandell]

18. Right!

I think it's hilarious!

[HappyMe]

19. Yup.

And if your daughter is a successful stripper at the dang Lamplighter, why the hell not be proud? $2k per night isn't anything to sneeze at.

[Jenoch]

20. Yeah, I'm pretty sure the Lamplighter is not

one of those strip joints where the girls are making that kind of money. In order to get around the no alcohol laws on the books for strip joints in Minnesota, they actually are naked inside a glass box. I think it's more sad than anything.

[HappyMe]

21. I don't know shit about strip clubs.

Been to the Lamplighter, have you?

[Jenoch]

24. I've never been to the Lamplighter.

What I wrote is general knowledge from the legal hassles they went through in order to keep their liquor license. It was a series of stories in the newspaper. This was about ten years ago.

[HappyMe]

25. Oh okay.

I figured this was the Lounge...I wasn't gonna worry too much about the facts.


Cheers!

[Jenoch]

34. And I don't even have a reputation

to protect.

[RiffRandell]

22. You better watch it!

You might be alerted on!

I knew some strippers and cocktail servers at the ones in Atlanta and they were banking. Put my old day job to shame.

[HappyMe]

26. Are you fucking kidding?

My post got alerted on?




Oy!

[RiffRandell]

28. No, I said it might. nt

[HappyMe]

30. Oh. Aye, I just re-read that.

I'm blaming the the Absolut. That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.


The shame of it is, I haven't even had that much. What a drag it is getting old. Or kind of old. Not willing to admit the 'old' just yet. 55 isn't old yet. I should stfu, before anything bad happens. Or not.

[RiffRandell]

36. You're fine!

And one of my faves here.

[HappyMe]

37. Holy crap!

That's so nice.
Thank you.

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48. Look at it this way:

You're a cheap date.

[bluesbassman]

15. From The Starving Musician...

FWIW I think the accordion is actually a pretty cool instrument, I just think it's a funny bumper sticker.

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40. !!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

52. Sending that to my old music teacher!!

My old piano and violin teacher is in an accordion club!!

RE Accordions: Funniest thing I ever read was that a group of them assembled on the steps of San Francisco City Hall, played "Lady of Spain" in unison, and were then cited for being a public nuisance.
I would be proud if I was ticketed for that!!


This article mentions that incident:

http://www.cotatifest.com/bacc.htm

[LiberalEsto]

16. Mine is one of those oval vacation destination stickers

It says: EARTH

[PoliticAverse]

27. "If you can read this you are too close" n/t

[Texasgal]

29. "Imagine whirled peas"

still my favorite!

[Populist_Prole]

31. 'Die Yuppie Scum'

They were big around here

[Populist_Prole]

32. 'Never Mind Word Peace, Visualize Using Your Turn Signal'

Another one I've seen from time to time,

[mysuzuki2]

33. I have a small sticker on my front door.

It says "Go Away". So far its working fine.

[HappyMe]

35. How can you tell your sticker is working?

I don't even need one.

[mysuzuki2]

39. Because no one come to the door.

Even the JWs stay away. Of course, maybe that's because I often answer the door in the nude. (note - I'm a chubby, bald guy in his 60s).

[nolabear]

38. Trump/Pailn 2016-You're Fired!/I Quit!

I think I saw it here recently and fell in love immediately!

[Bertha Venation]

41. hahahahahaha

Love it!

[B Calm]

42. Freedom Isn't Free, So stop Whining and Pay Your Taxes!

[Denninmi]

43. I want this on the back of a best I can wear riding.

"Go ahead. Hit me. My heirs will love living in your house."

[Trailrider1951]

44. Some friends of mine, avid bicyclists, had this one on their truck:

"Put some fun between your legs"

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45. Bwah! n/t

[cliffordu]

46. "Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks you're a fucking idiot"

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47. LOL, my minister would love having that one! n/t

[Bertha Venation]

49. Back in the mid-90s, when smoking was outlawed in most public places in California --

I saw this bumper sticker on a car in Reno:

WELCOME TO NEVADA
CALIFORNIA'S DESIGNATED SMOKING AREA

[Myrina]

50. "(Pic of Hockey masked chainsaw killer) doesn't give a shit about your stick family!"

Also: &quot pic of T-rex) thought your stick family tasted great!"

[Manifestor_of_Light]

51. "Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican"

I had that one on the back of my car back in the Clinton days. I called my beat up 4 door Mazda the First Amendment-mobile.

I also had "Texas Democrat"
and one or two more liberal stickers. One of them got written on, but not removed. Somebody removed the legs from my Darwin fish years ago.

Just to confuse them I had "I (heart) OPERA".

The sequel to the comment on my artistic tastes would be "But I don't give a shit about the Ballet".

Now DH and I have no stickers on either vehicle b/c the natives might get a gun out and wave it around if they don't like them. I live in the country and have seen some absolutely horrid and completely nonsensical Obama stickers.

Some guy in Palestine (TX) bought a billboard for a month that said "OBAMANATION" with a picture of the President. I don't think he thought through his message.

[olddots]

53. War Is Not The Answer

this really pisses off the turd maggots because they almost think about it =they will say war is the answer then realize what fools they are eventually .

[panader0]

54. I actually saw this on the back of a city police car:

"Smile, I could be behind you."

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59. ROFL. n/t

[kwassa]

55. Metaphors Be With You.

Had that on my car for a long time.

and the classic:

My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma.

[JeffHead]

57. Grow your own dope....Plant a republican. n\t

[AsahinaKimi]

58. My Other car is ..

[mysuzuki2]

60. "Vote for Cthuhlu 2012. Why settle for the lesser evil"