I'd like to discuss something serious here.

[trof]

Can anyone think of something serious to discuss?
Me neither.

[HappyMe]

1. Why?

If you are gonna be serious, that means I have to crank up some Absolut intake.


I believe we have some here in the Lounge.

[Wait Wut]

2. Yes.

But, it's not Lounge appropriate. Something in GD really set me off, so I'm in here to friggin' get over it.

Make me laugh, for the love of GAWDZILLA!!!!

[loli phabay]

3. erectile dysfunction or baldness

[trof]

5. I refuse to discuss either of those.

It's a matter of principle and uh...something.

[loli phabay]

6. me neither through fear of being visited by the meltyman

[trof]

10. Is that like the muffinman?

I'm not familiar with the meltyman.
Am I missing something here?

[loli phabay]

12. to know the meltyman is to fear the meltyman

Its from an episode of coupling from the uk

[trof]

19. Ah...the 'erection killer'.

Bummer

[Bucky]

8. I think it's spelled "balledness"...

and it's not a very serious subject.

[loli phabay]

9. male pattern baldness is an extremely serious subject if you suffer from it

[trof]

13. I have a rare case of female pattern baldness.

Although I'm male.
It starts in your armpits and works its way down.
(I blush.)

[loli phabay]

14. i would love to have that no more shaving of pits and bits

[petronius]

4. So male camel toe, eyeball tattoos, and freaky-ass spiders aren't serious enough?

You have extraordinarily sophisticated intellectual standards...

[trof]

7. Tell me you're not serious about eyeball tattoos. Seriously?

Oh wait...I guess this IS a 'serious' thread.
But seriously, can they really DO that?
Tattoo eyeballs?
That's creepy.
If true.

[pinboy3niner]

11. New Trend.... Getting Your Eyeballs Tattooed (link)

Posted in the Lounge by HarveyDarkey:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018465655

[trof]

15. Aw jeez. Just when you think you've seen everything...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[pinboy3niner]

17. Thread Win!

[trof]

18. Is that prounounced 'sur-ee-us' or 'seer-ee-us'?

'Sur' like 'Yessir'?
Seriously.

[bluesbassman]

20. I'll see your Sirius and raise you a Sirius...

[Paulie]

21. I wasted my first 9 years on DU

By not spending time in the lounge. I missed so much. Will I ever stop feeling the regret???

[trof]

23. You'll catch up in a hurry.

Don't feel badly.
(Notice the grammatical perfection?)

[marzipanni]

28. That's touching.

Don't feel anything if your fingertips are numb, because you'll feel badly.

[Demo_Chris]

22. If Jesus was the coach of our football team.... Discuss. nt

[trof]

24. He IS! His name is Nick Saban. ROLL TIDE!

College football IS a religion in Alabama.

[Marie Marie]

25. The looming chocolate shortage.

Doesn't get more serious than that.

[Art_from_Ark]

27. No problem

Our chocolate rations will simply be raised from 30 grams to 20 grams

[trof]

32. I haven't tried looming chocolate, but I have joined Hershey Hoarders.

Is looming chocolate like some kind of chocolate fabric?
That sounds cool.

[HarveyDarkey]

26. Tube socks

Yay or Nay

[olddots]

29. nay to tube socks yay to tube steaks

[trof]

33. Wearing tube socks is giving in to the MAN.

Insist on socks with a well defined heel.

https://duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=

[Tuesday Afternoon]

30. I'd like to reply soon as I think of one.

[B Calm]

31. Womens lace thong panties

[pinboy3niner]

34. The World Series. nt

[trof]

35. Are you series?

[steve2470]

36. prostate exams ?

[trof]

37. OK. Been there. Done that. Biopsy.

Negative indication...so far.

Wanna talk about ENLARGED prostate?

[steve2470]

38. that's ok