Hanna Montana Dies of Neglect and Shame at the VMAs

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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/obituary-hannah-montana-dies-of-neglect-and-shame-at-the-vmas/article13948487/

Hannah Montana, the bubbly, fun, wholesome American teen pop idol, died Sunday night during the MTV Video Music Awards after losing a long and courageous battle with Miley Cyrus. She was 14 or 15 or thereabouts.

The official cause of death has been listed by the coroner’s office as “complications from being normal,” but insiders say the cheerful, family-loving idol to millions of young girls ultimately died of shame and neglect. Others referred to it as a “public execution.”

[HappyMe]

1. Good.

Hannah Montana sucked.
Let the girl grow up ffs.