The real reason Miley got into the sexual innuendos, twerking etc. at the VMAs

[jmowreader]

I just watched the whole thing...her songs sucked hard enough you could pick up a bowling ball with them.

[LiberalFighter]

1. She ain't all there.

Thought she wasn't when I saw her on 2 1/2 Men first time. Her tongue thing don't work. Geesh why does she need it out so much? Her choreography sucks as well as the choreographer. Haven't even touched on her other mistakes.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. They sucked hard enough to bend light.

And I thought the tongue thing was even creepier than the twerking. I mean, that tongue looked like a slab of cooked liver. Ick.

[Recursion]

3. Check out her cover of "Lilac Wine"

She's got talent.

(Today I learned: that was a cover when Jeff Buckley did it, too. It was written by James Shelton)

[BlueJazz]

4. The Harmonic enhancer and studio engineering sound good.

[hunter]

5. She's a kid. She's got some talent...

... I hope she doesn't crash.

Me, under the microscope at her age... Big Fail.

Thank God the market for science geeks isn't so intense.