The Onion: This hits too close to home (not political)

[Ratty]

Ever read an Onion article and have the urge to turn around because you're sure someone must be watching you?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-single-men-announce-plan-to-change-bedshee,33656/

[PoliticAverse]

1. You should wash your bedding once a year whether it needs it or not! n/t

[Mr.Bill]

2. And I could never understand making the bed every day

when you are just going to mess it up again that night.

[arcane1]

5. Especially when the cat prefers to sleep on piled-up sheets and blankets

[Mr.Bill]

6. In my case it's dogs,

but yes.

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. It's all about aesthetics.

Walking in to your bedroom at bedtime (like I am about to do) and seeing it all made up and thinking one of two things;

1) Aww...I am such a good person

2) Awww....whoever made this bed is such a good person.

(FWIW, my bed is not made!)


Nothing like folding back the corner you are going to climb into and slipping beneath crisp, cool sheets.


Well...yes there is.


Turndown service. That's pretty fucking cool.

[In_The_Wind]

3. They don't entertain at home very much, do they.

[LiberalEsto]

4. No wonder they're single

Yuck

[nolabear]

7. I actually saw a story yesterday that said single young men change their sheets

on average, quarterly. Women, about every two weeks. Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. I had a room mate in college who had a new girlfriend coming over and...

...and instead of finally laundering his sheets he sprinkled cologne on the bed.

[Ratty]

11. That's a good idea

I keep expecting my sheets to smell but they seem as fresh as when I took them out of the package. I guess that day has to come some time, right? Now I know what to do.

[BlueJazz]

9. I'm extremely wierd. I wash mine on Saturdays. I must confess though, I started doing ...

...the Sat. sheet wash after watching a science show on all those little animals and ...ah.."Things" that crawl in your bed at night.
No...I can't see them and all that but I also don't want them to build a fucking city either...

[Recursion]

10. Towels, too. Why wash them? I'm the cleanest thing in the house when I step out of the shower

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So, really, my towels get cleaner every time I use them, right?

[Ratty]

12. Totally agree

They get a little hard to use when you can bend them in right angles and they stay that way, but seriously, they look clean to me.