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ashling

(25,771 posts) Thu Aug 29, 2013, 01:36 PM Aug 2013

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A man gets stopped for speeding and gives the policeman his

license and registration.

The policeman reads the info on the license and says: "Mr. Schrodinger, I'm going to have to ask you to open your trunk."

So he opens the trunk and the cop says: "Did you know you have a dead cat in here?"

He replies, "well, I do NOW"

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A man gets stopped for speeding and gives the policeman his (Original Post) ashling Aug 2013 OP

LOL Ron Obvious Aug 2013 #1

Let's add Heisenberg as his passenger! Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #2

I'm a purist" ashling Aug 2013 #3

I'm not certain Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #4

The cat wasn't dead, just pining for the fjords... bluesbassman Aug 2013 #5

Ba-da-boom benld74 Aug 2013 #6

There's also a lotta drugs in there NuclearDem Aug 2013 #7

My neighbor has this bumper sticker: The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2013 #8

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

1. LOL

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 01:38 PM

Aug 2013

Duer 157099

(17,742 posts)

2. Let's add Heisenberg as his passenger!

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 01:42 PM

Aug 2013

And the cop asks how fast he was going!

ashling

(25,771 posts)

3. I'm a purist"

Reply to Duer 157099 (Reply #2)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 01:45 PM

Aug 2013

Heisenberg can have his own joke.

Duer 157099

(17,742 posts)

4. I'm not certain

Reply to ashling (Reply #3)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 01:52 PM

Aug 2013

Let's ask Bose and Einstein what they think.

bluesbassman

(19,371 posts)

5. The cat wasn't dead, just pining for the fjords...

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:09 PM

Aug 2013

benld74

(9,904 posts)

6. Ba-da-boom

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:41 PM

Aug 2013

NuclearDem

(16,184 posts)

7. There's also a lotta drugs in there

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 04:22 PM

Aug 2013

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,681 posts)

8. My neighbor has this bumper sticker:

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 04:25 PM

Aug 2013

WANTED: Schroedinger's Cat - Dead and Alive

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