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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsYoung MFM was the only Catholic EVER to be given a "GET OUT OF CONFESSION FREE FOR LIFE" card.
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Young MFM was the only Catholic EVER to be given a "GET OUT OF CONFESSION FREE FOR LIFE" card. (Original Post)
MiddleFingerMom
Aug 2013
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Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)1. ROFL!!
"And Father, bless my intestinal bacteria too; they are merely doing their duty as ordained by God."
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)2. NO!!! GET THEE HENCE, FOUL SPAWN OF HELL!!!!!
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Two things... the priest's mask (in anticipation of MFM, patron saint of flatulence -- "I've
hit the bigtime. Ma!!!" and the fact that not even MFM looks all too happy about being
confined to that little tiny booth.
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pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)3. "Say 3,654 Our Fathers and 2,972 Hail Marys"
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)5. And next time, don't eat sauerkraut before confession. nt
Locut0s
(6,154 posts)4. Oh I can just imagine some of the things priests must hear in confessionals...
And I'm sure more than a few as well
Baitball Blogger
(46,684 posts)6. I gave a confession to an empty confessional once.
The priest had slipped out for a break and I hadn't noticed.
panader0
(25,816 posts)7. This reminds me of a gross joke--forgive me in advance.
The priest doing confessions saw a very drunken man stagger into his confessional booth. He decided to give the guy a moment to collect himself. After a bit he asked, "And now my son, what can I do for you?" "Yeah buddy, you got any paper on your side?"
heaven05
(18,124 posts)8. LOL
still laughing